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Granted.
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Enjoy some BBQ Soda.

I wish for more free time.

Granted. It's raining swords.

I wish I can not feel the road.

Granted. Russian Roulette with a pistol.

I wish for a swordfish.

Granted. Your arms are replaced by bear arms, and someone sure did a sloppy job replacing them, switching left for right.

I wish that my schools weren't so trippy.

Self-Atomic Manipulation

Free Radical Manipulation

Sealed Form


. . . So, I'm some sort of self modifying person who can un/stabilize atoms and have some sort of hidden form? Lolwut?

Granted. You get a million dollars in pennies. . . shoved down your esophagus.

I wish to know how to play card games..

Granted. Your man eating plant grows out of your body, specifically your genital orifice.

I wish I knew where all the thoughts in my head comes from.

Granted. You are hot glued to the ceiling of a guild.

I wish for a game using virutal reality technology.

Granted. You go supernova.

I wish I had thrusters for real.

Denied. You get a cup of roasted acorns.

I wish for Ivan's avatar to change weapons.

Granted. Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Smith and Wesson 500.

I wish for a rocket lance.

Granted. *pours and ignites thermite over the bottle* Enjoy your beer.

I wish for a Ballistic Fist to hit a watermelon from the free throw line on a basketball court

Granted, the weather on Pluto got a little colder.

I wish that my hallucinations were a lot less odder..

PS: Hey Ivan, isn't your avatar from series of Flash Games called Maddness?

Granted. You become immortal with cancerous tumors growing all over you.

I wish for a rocket-powered lance.

Granted. You get turned into an energy drink.

I wish I can see clearly.

Granted. Touko continuously spins in the air.

I wish for a blast of time.

Granted. You have slightly better physical health, but your mental health takes dive to the deep end.

I wish I could smell alchohol without gagging.

Granted. It spontaneously combusts in your hand.

I wish to jump.

Granted. You get 10 cents in HKD.

I wish for a McFlurry.

Granted. The supplier also gets hit by a train that falls from a sky.

I wish I my computer can handle mods for my games.

I confess. . . I hate having my ability to talk restricted.

Granted. You get a 15 ton flag pole on your head with "IQ" written on the top. By the way, do you know how much weight the human neck can support?

I wish the guy next door would stop shooting...

Granted. You get one up the arse.

I wish to make change for my five dollar arse. (I need to watch some movies before I go crazy.)

I confess, I was bored at the time.
I also confess that I wiped it off when I realized that it looked silly with the decorations on the table.