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    Not larval enough.

    Not larval enough.
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    Facebook's started recommending local news at me,...

    Facebook's started recommending local news at me, like I needed a reminder that my county is crawling with morons.
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    Read it again. I'm not disagreeing with you.

    Read it again. I'm not disagreeing with you.
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    So I hear. But the fact that she looks like a...

    So I hear. But the fact that she looks like a Precious Moments figurine is probably just a weird coincidence. They're not meant to look creepy. They just do.
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    Nursery Rhyme always looked weird to me, but it's...

    Nursery Rhyme always looked weird to me, but it's taken this long to figure out why. I'm not talking about the doll limbs. It's that she has a face like a Precious Moments figurine.
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    https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixm...

    https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/c1a9ba87-3f2a-4547-af3b-89a4c4dab40b/de4lhjo-ae78e4cb-dd86-412b-8978-4f34f0179074.png/v1/fill/w_1280,h_1814,q_80,strp/saber_2_by_unscprocrew_d...
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    I'm not versed in VAs on either side of the...

    I'm not versed in VAs on either side of the Pacific but I would be very curious about what a Rider Medusa channel would consist of (and I don't even mean that in a pervy way, necessarily). Or a...
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    I was just out walking around a tree and trying...

    I was just out walking around a tree and trying to swat lanternflies, and I watched a cicada killer fall out of the tree twice and crawl back up instead of flying. It comes plummeting down like a...
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    That's what she said.

    That's what she said.
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    Th-this is a joke, right? Haha... haha...

    Th-this is a joke, right? Haha... haha...
  11. I don't honestly think it's the least bit...

    I don't honestly think it's the least bit ambiguous either, but I get over 2,000 Google hits for "Sonic Reducer" "devil machine," so either a lot of people are repeating the same mistake without...
  12. Serious question: Some people say he's saying...

    Serious question: Some people say he's saying "time machine" and others say he's saying "devil machine." What do you hear?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30bv915bDtY
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    So yesterday my mom starts telling me about...

    So yesterday my mom starts telling me about Cheers as if she thought I'd never heard of it. Jesus, I never watched more television than I did in the '90s.
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    That isn't about "cultural appropriation,"...

    That isn't about "cultural appropriation," though, it's actually a racial slur. People have been complaining about it for a long time.
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    Thanks a lot, now I have to clean my brains off...

    Thanks a lot, now I have to clean my brains off my desk.
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    Dammit, I forgot I finished my Jaegermeister. ...

    Dammit, I forgot I finished my Jaegermeister. Should've stockpiled back in March...
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    One gets the feeling that the protagonists in a...

    One gets the feeling that the protagonists in a lot of of Lovecraft stories are... delicate.
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    Ancient Aliens tells use that octopi are space...

    Ancient Aliens tells use that octopi are space aliens, so yeah, that's probably the case.

    Of course, they also tell us that insects are tiny space aliens. So, y'know, it's all just a big sandbox...
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    Not particularly. No, but I think it's...

    Not particularly.



    No, but I think it's okay for someone to strongly prefer stories with those elements. To me it's like asking what's your favorite ice cream flavor.
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    It's within one's rights to find one kind of...

    It's within one's rights to find one kind of adversity or challenge, such as emotional pain, more interesting than others as a story element. I probably wouldn't like Macbeth if the lead couple were...
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    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWO0i-OUEAAZntI.png ...

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWO0i-OUEAAZntI.png

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    Always been true neutral, myself. Trying to be good, but not trying nearly hard enough.
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    Been using a styptic pencil for a month now and I...

    Been using a styptic pencil for a month now and I love it. Does it sting? Yeah, but when your beard is as coarse as mine, shaving stings to begin with, so I don't mind.
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    Not really, no.

    Not really, no.
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    I wish I could stop getting angry over things...

    I wish I could stop getting angry over things like people writing "Vlad Țepeș III" instead of "Vlad III Țepeș." I'm not a copy editor anymore. It doesn't matter. There's no reason people are...
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    and you remember, the H-scenes used to go...

    and you remember, the H-scenes used to go
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