Questions, questions and more questions (READ THE OP FOR ANSWERS)

[Deathhappens]

Fine, a fuckin vampire puppy that sneaks out at night and drains the mana from businessmen to sustain its existence.

similes, do you understand them

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Your argument is that Semi and Medea are alike, and they aren't really.

So they're both women who use magic and fall in love with their Master. I guess that makes Tamamo and Anastasia completely identical carbon copies of them, then.

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Really, that's like arguing that a gold bar and a bucket of piss are the same thing because they're both yellow.

You appear to be suffering from a pathological inability to understand different people might interpret the same characters differently. Unfortunately, the only medical procedure we have for that is amputation.

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I say that because I'm in the process of TLing it

Where have I heard that before.

[Noa]

I say that because I'm in the process of TLing it

I still believe

[Rafflesiac]

I want to know how Semiramis survived Mordred's last attack.

The power of love.

[Laserman]

I remember hearing her Gardens were keeping her alive barely

She should have cut her in half though.

[Canon]

Servants and shit

[You]

Cute.

fyi that's just my interpretation of what higashide meant when he just said their relationship is like a cat and its owner

[Arashi_Leonhart]

She should have cut her in half though.

Meanwhile, Cu walks around with an exploded heart and barbs in him, Medea double checks in the hopes that her Master isn't hurt while she's a literal pin cushion, Herk keeps charging with an eighth of his body mass gone, Kojirou has pretty much the same wound as Semi does but 1000% less backup and still keeps himself from even bleeding on Saber while waxing on her nature, Siegfried literally has the time to feed his own heart to someone else...

Not even mentioning human Shirou turning into the Iron Throne or Kotomine lasting a day and a half with no Angra Pacemaker in his chest...

[Laserman]

She should have died instantly, there's no shrugging off being cut in half. So unless she escaped right before getting the worst of it or found a way to block most of the damage, she shouldn't have survived. I would like to know how it happened in the novel, it's very possible the anime missed something.

[Altaris]

Maybe Mordred isn't as good as you think

Who would have thunk

[Arashi_Leonhart]

She should have died instantly, there's no shrugging off being cut in half.

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Oh also

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Oh also

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People die when they are killed

[RoydGolden]

Shirou had Avalon, Sakura had Grailjuice, what did Semiramis have?

Don't just throw out random examples, give an actual argument. (Otherwise you might as well say "Well, Herc can revive after being killed twelve times, so clearly Semi can too!")

[Iceblade44]

Shirou had Avalon, Sakura had Grailjuice, what did Semiramis have?

Don't just throw out random examples, give an actual argument. (Otherwise you might as well say "Well, Herc can revive after being killed twelve times, so clearly Semi can too!")

I said what she had, she had her Gardens. They were still supporting her.

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Shirou had Avalon, Sakura had Grailjuice, what did Semiramis have?

Don't just throw out random examples, give an actual argument. (Otherwise you might as well say "Well, Herc can revive after being killed twelve times, so clearly Semi can too!")

Amazingly, if you read the statement I'm answering, all of that is irrelevant!

[RoydGolden]

Amazingly, if you read the statement I'm answering, all of that is irrelevant!

Laserman specifically said she, Semiramis, should've died instantly from being cut in half. Bringing up random other TM characters is totally irrelevant.

[Mcjon01]

She should have died instantly, there's no shrugging off being cut in half. So unless she escaped right before getting the worst of it or found a way to block most of the damage, she shouldn't have survived. I would like to know how it happened in the novel, it's very possible the anime missed something.

I once saw a cat on the side of the highway that had had its back legs flattened by a car but was still barely clinging to life and trying to drag itself somewhere, anywhere, with what little strength it had left.

[Laserman]

I said what she had, she had her Gardens. They were still supporting her.

What does that even mean? How is it supporting her?

[Rafflesiac]

Well for starters she gets a rank up to all her stats inside of them and her fame spikes

[Canon]

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Getting super wasted is doubly dangerous out and about, who knows how many cars could hit you when you dumbly wander out into the middle of the street, who knows how many people could abduct you when you're unable to tell friend from foe, who knows how much the weather might kill you if you collapse in the bushes and lose your phone...

At least at home, in the comfort of your own bed or next to your own toilet, you only got your self to blame if you trip and smash your head into the furniture.

[Rafflesiac]

uhhh