That line was hilarious.Originally Posted by ItsaRandomUsername
That line was hilarious.
This made me laugh.
Shirou: "But I wanna be a heroooooo!" *stamps foot*
Archer: "Not until you finish the washing up! Now get back in that kitchen!"
Lancer: "Dude, that's pretty mean. What about when he's done?"
Archer: "Rin has laundry, Taiga's hungry and Sakura's biological clock should be ticking over in a few minutes."
Lancer: "Lol k, let's bounce."
*both put on shades and drive off in '80s lowrider*
Heh, lol.
Archer insists on driving, Lancer bitches about Archer driving too slow . . .
Lancer getting more pipe laid than a plumber and him trying to hook Archer up . . .
This needs to be written, NAOW! Especially since I'm on a cop-movie rush!
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
AU Fate/zero idea:
Tokiomi Tohsaka wants to summon Gilgamesh, but ... what happens if he summon THIS Gilgamesh instead!(the Final Fantasy one; guy in red, multiple arms and swords (about eight of them), and now voiced by Kazuya Nakai in Dissidia 012):
Tokiomi will go all disappointed that he's not the kind of Gilgamesh he's looking forward to meet or that he's not strong enough. Then he goes, "HEY, YOU'RE NOT BARTZ! BUT OH WELL, WHO'S MY NEW CHALLENGER TODAY?!"
Hilarity ensure, including Gilgamesh's personality and annoyance increase Tokiomi's headache and stress level, Kotomine and other Masters and Servants going WTF when it comes to meeting or battle with Gilgamesh, getting along with Alexander then goes all "WHO'S THE BEST" EPIC BATTLE, and OF COURSE, GILGAMESH BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
Last edited by keeper13; March 17th, 2011 at 01:36 PM.
Forever a Supporting and Worshipping Fan of Fate/Prototype
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FF-Gilgamesh vs Iskander?
Ham to Ham combat ensures!
YES INDEED! XD LOL!
Forever a Supporting and Worshipping Fan of Fate/Prototype
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Ham means meat, "meat" means innuendo. D:
No, that'd be Shiki and Len.
Change my trajectory and... ham! Ham! Hamhamhamhamham!
Playing that after knowing Len was the cat, I laughed as I imagined the cat turning back into Len, giving Shiki a "what are you, an idiot?" look, and walking off.
here's an idea:
Either any FSN or FZ or FExtra or original character, summons Date Masamune as Servant Rider. And when I mean Date Masamune, yes I mean THIS GUY from Sengoku Basara:
Hilary ensure with some action pack, including ENGRISH! BADASS ARMY! EPIC BATTLE! AND MANY OTHER EPICNESS OF DATE MASAMUNE! Wonder what it'll be like if he meets Rider/Alexander...? LOL!
Last edited by keeper13; March 17th, 2011 at 09:09 PM.
Forever a Supporting and Worshipping Fan of Fate/Prototype
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Would anyone else be interested in my all Shirou Holy Grail War?
Or is it best left tucked away in the corners of my mind?
I was very interested by it. Did you not notice the FUND IT HARD?
I did, but it's an idea that can fall apart very quickly. I simply desire the input of a few others as well.
If I can't do it right, then it won't be much better than a Holy Grail War full of OCs.
This picture is so awesome that it deserves something on its own:
I do not understand the significance of the above picture, but laser eyes Kirei is AWESOME!
Indeed.
A short fic that has Saber's godly luck stat start working from the very moment of her summoning. Lancer not expecting her to pop up is overextended and can't defend himself or just stop himself from literally charging onto Invisible Air. Followed by Archer eating a sword to the head when he tries to block her attack.
Of course then Rin gets involved, and her abysmal luck starts offsetting that advantage for the team...
Honestly though, I'm thinking of doing a fic where Saber has the good fortune to wipe out two Servants immediately. I'm debating with myself how Rin would respond to that. She won't give up, but I can see her trying to yoke Shirou as her minion since he doesn't have any set goal and he just went a long way to ruining hers. I wanted to say that she could use healing him to get him in her debt, but I just can't see her doing that.
I like the idea of a Hassan-raised Emiya Shirou as Assassin. I'm getting this mental image of Shirou in a black cloak wearing the trademark Assassin-mask, leaving only his red hair poking out from the top, and I really like it. His variant of Zabaniya should prove to be interesting - I wonder what it would be like? Also, since he would be Assassin, he would still *identify* himself as Hassan, even though he is Shirou...maybe.
Mind of Steel Shirou as a Saber? Huh, would he end up coming across a demonic sword or something during his "hero work"? Does he become skilled with the blade as part of his duties towards humanity? I must find out more...
Hammy K-Shirou as Rider? Oh god, I can only imagine what his mount would be...Something fitting for him. And he needs The Book.
Lancer should be fun. Sounds fun.
Berserker...as Emilya? Stone-Sword? I am now oddly frightened.
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
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