What if ________ was Shirou's Servant?

[Erlkonig]

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Sakura rang the doorbell anxiously. Yesterday she had seen a familiarly-shaped bruise on Senpai's hand, and she had been worried as to whether or not Senpai was a Master. But now, nobody was answering her. It was then that she heard a scream. She panicked. "S-senpai, I'm going in!!!" Quickly using the spare key she had, she opened the door to the household and rushed over to the house.

Archer buried his swords on Emiya Shirou's chest. 'Drown in your ideals and die, Emiya Shirou.' After his other self had summoned him, he had quickly tried to finish him off but was interrupted by Tohsaka and Saber. He had had no choice but to wait until they were gone. As Shirou had been cooking, Archer had quickly surprised him, cutting his hand which held the Command Spells. Thanks to his independent action, he'd have enough time to kill the boy. As the boy let out a yell of pain, he heard a panicked feminine voice as the door to the Emiya Household opened. Archer stopped driving Kanshou and Bakuya through the boy's chest. Who was it now--- 'Oh... Shit.' He had been so drunk in the desire to kill the boy, that he had forgotten about her underclassman. 'If Sakura sees this, she'll get very sad...!'

But it was too late. His former underclassman stared at the fatally wounded form of Emiya Shirou as he clutched the blades digging into his heart and organs, as he went limp in front of her eyes. Sakura stared at the blades, then followed the hands of the one wielding them, to emotionlessly stare at the face of Archer.

Archer stared in shock at her. Sure, he had wanted to kill his other self, but not in front of her! 'It seems that my memory wasn't as sharp as I would've wanted it to be...' Now, he had expected many reactions from Sakura. What he hadn't expected was that the entire room was suddenly filled with a dark aura.

"Senpai...?" Sakura looked from the face of Archer to the limp body of Shirou, then to his killer. His killer. His killer. His killer. His killer. His killer. His killer. His killer. His killer. His killer. His killer. His killer. His killer. HIS KILLER.

"Why... Why did you kill Senpai?" Archer flinched, as he quickly stood on edge, as from the darkness of the room, shadowy tendrils emerged. "Why? Why? Why!?" Archer stood frozen as he saw red, blood-like ink crawl up Sakura's neck. Archer quickly blurted. "Sakura, wai-!"

"DIE!"

But he was pierced by thousands of dark tendrils which quickly sapped him of his remaining life force.

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Case Conclusion:

TOTAL. FAILURE.

(You're free to post Servants from FSN, FZ, Extra, HA, or even characters which aren't even Servants to be summoned as ones by whoever you want.)

[ItsaRandomUsername]

This thread...

HAS POTENTIAL. 8-)

[Kieran]

It does - reminiscent of our "Raised By" threads. Could be fun to do this, too.

[RanmaBushiko]

This keeps on popping up in my head, so I'll just say it right now.
Arcueid Brunestud, from one of the routes where she never met Shiki Tohno.
An immortal sleeping vampire, summoned for the Holy Grail Wars by Shirou Emiya.
And, furthermore, if he managed to become a counter guardian, might well be able to summon him somehow, due to her being so powerful.
Happy endings for them both, eh?
Plus, I can just imagine him tearfully saying goodbye at the end of the story... only to drag him off in the morning for more fun, because she simply woke up her original body in the morning.

[Keyne]

What if Reimu Hakurei was summoned as Shirou's Servant?

[Hoster]

What if Shirou summoned Raziel as a servant?

Could be an interesting duo, cant see them agreeing on a lot of things, and being able to suck in spirits must be a neat trick...

[eddyak]

What if Hisui was summoned as Shirou's Servant?

[Keyne]

What if Shirou summoned Raziel as a servant?

Yeah, but unfortunately Raziel would have to attack people for their souls to stay alive and use portals/vapour vertexes to return to the living world.

What if Hisui was summoned as Shirou's Servant?

Hisui would learn what tender, loving sex means.

[eddyak]

Shirou would also learn what it means to be stared at.

He would also eventually succumb to food poisoning.

[Keyne]

<Eddyak has startled the Hisui!>

[Milbunk]

What if Shirou summoned Alexander the Great.

[Keyne]

What if Shirou summoned Alexander the Great.

The world would suddenly become MANLY!

[Milbunk]

On a related note what if Rin summoned Gilgamesh.

[Keyne]

On a related note what if Rin summoned Gilgamesh.

The world would suddenly turn GAY!

[Erlkonig]

Shirou crawled into the shed. Behind him, he could hear the steps of his excutioner. The man with the lance who had already killed him once. He needed to go find a weapon in the shed. Something that could save him from this situation---

He turned to block the lance aimed at him with the steel poster, but it was shattered as he fell back into the shed. The man in blue glared down at him, his red eyes shaking every fiber of his being. "It's a pity, kid. You could've been the Seventh." The man advanced on him. Shirou's hand grasped for a weapon, and as they fell on a drawn circle, a crimson light illuminated the room. The force of the energy knocked Lancer out of the shed, and blew away the tools covering the glowing circle. As the flash receeded, a baritone voice resounded through the shed. Red eyes with a hint of golden glared at Shirou.

"So, this human is to be my master? Hmph. For now, I'll do that. Soon, those roles will be reversed." Shirou looked up at the elegantly dressed, handsome man, and mumbled "Wh-what?"

The man ignored him, and looked at the man with the lance. "Though you may be a hero, you were still human. Such an imperfect being will never stand above me." The man glowed red, and the world distorted.

Lancer blinked, as he was suddenly on a plain. What first caught his attention was the immense castle that was in the distance, its walls and towers being immense. He then looked up, and before he could move to do anything, the moon was falling on him. He was unable to flee the enormous shape's impact, and was inevitably crushed.

Shirou blinked as the world returned to normal. What kind of monster was this guy!?

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What if Brunestud of the Crimson Moon was Shirou's Servant?

Result: LOLOWNED.

[Bargadiel]

What if Kotomine was Shirou's servant?

[Erlkonig]

Wait, what?

Shirou: Stop making others suffer, Kotomine! *Uses all three command spells*
Kotomine: *Explodes*

[Bargadiel]

Hahahaha!

[Gundam Meister]

What if Shirou summoned Fiamma of The Right as a Servant

[TypeWannabe]

Oh lawdy.