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    ...yeah I don't even know.


    that was one of the rare times I attended class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamesis View Post
    noooooooooo! not the younglings!



    on a semi-unrelated note, I once wrote a story for english class on personification and wrote about an apple being eaten, but phrased it so it sounded like a virgin was getting raped, discarded, and then meets another abused victim at the bottom of the trash can.

    Also the apple had a worm in it so that is why it was discarded.

    Also the other victim was a banana.

    ...man I wish I could remember how I wrote it...

    also the teacher read it to the class.
    I like your brain =3

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    I confess. He-Man is my hero.

    HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA!




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    I confess, figures i take a shower when its supposed to start storming =_=

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    Well, my dick just went Beast Mode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anamesis View Post
    getting raped, discarded, and then meets another abused victim at the bottom of the trash can.
    Y u do tis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apple View Post
    Y u do tis
    Because of you.



  7. #10967
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    ... because you touch yourself at night?




    On an unrelated note, the trainwreck girl on facebook just ran off the rails again, this girl is preggers for the 3rd time and is only 19.

    Also both her previous children have been taken by gov't.

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    I confess, so she must really wanna be on MTV

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    Well, my dick just went Beast Mode.
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    She is white, like a shade whiter than you, with blonde hair and will probably end up living in a tin can with wheels in the tornado strike zone. Also she is a high school dropout and always spells lik dis on fcebook cus she i s re tarded.

    So yeah, this is what is wrong with this generation.

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    I confess, REAAALLLYYY trying to be on MTV

    or TLC

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    I confess. I always feel feverish after taking a shower or washing my face. Goddamit, body.




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    I confess, I need more fruit juices.



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    I confess, Dark Magician with boobies.




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    I confess, damn it Yamato land trip cancelled.
    Not so Mega Sig, now properly spoilered
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    [20:39] <Fishie> I'MA GO PUT HER UNDEREWAR ON MY HEAD LIKE A SALARY PERSON
    the whole story here

    A travel Advisory:
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    Come visit the 7th Dimension--Where nightmares dreams are made into realities


    [23:50] <Sieg> Gater is golddigging deviant?

    [11:59] <TheoReforged> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW
    [11:59] <TheoReforged> YOU'RE .... ROADBUSTER!
    [12:00] <@Leo> i'm sorry but that's retarded
    [12:00] <Irondefiler> *cricket sounds*



    Beast's Lair's own Dwarf Fortress succession game is now recruiting mighty able dwarves, sign up if you have what it takes!

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    I confess, I gotz da munchies...

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    I confess, I'm alive. And that my enter key does not appear to work.
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    Reality Marble: Ascended Memorized Phantasm - Perfect Manikin Army
    I have been uncursed! My groin still hurts.
    I have a folder full of stolen avatars and sig pics. Short of mind-probing, no one's going to find it.
    I look away for a sec, and I'm suddenly attending a college called MGS.

    A living portrait, a forgotten portrait... and Yoshi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post
    I confess, I gotz da munchies...
    I confess. *MUNCHES YOU*




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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromine View Post
    I confess. *MUNCHES YOU*
    Meep!

    I confess, I do taste a little better than I should... but I do not confess that I have licked myself before. Nope.

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    I confess, my heart hurts. I probably shouldn't have had that much caffeine when I've been avoiding it actively for the most part.

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    Be still, burning heart.

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