Because Kieran asked me to share what I have for the Grail Works here in order to get some feedback, I'll do so, to make sure that my co-author and I didn't screw up.
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Suzaku’s Problem
Story written by Xamusel and Drake the Gunner
Disclaimer: Xamusel and Drake the Gunner both do not own the respective franchises of this series of stories, nor do they own most of the characters herein. Type-MOON owns the Tsuki and Fate franchises, Anima Game Studio owns Anima: Beyond Fantasy, LucasArts owns Star Wars, and so on and so forth. Xamusel owns the rights to his own character, Zamuseru Uzukano, and Drake the Gunner owns the rights to his own character, Einzelkampf Wiedergänger, while any other original characters are shared property of the two of them.
Prologue: And then, suddenly, Nukes!
(Third Person POV)
(Grail Works LTD Base)
(Undetermined Time and Day)
Illyasviel von Einzbern was bored beyond all belief. Her browsing the internet wouldn’t be of any help, given that they hadn’t fixed the internet just yet to work in their base between dimensions, nor would watching television (they needed to connect the TV to whatever dimension they wanted to get cable from). Still, it was the price to pay, being the current Grail spirit in a place that needed her services the way she was providing them.
Somehow, she knew that the multiverse was laughing at her, given that there was hardly anything for her to do. Being a spirit that couldn’t leave her current home, there should’ve been more for her to do, but, until the base was finished, she had nothing to do. Her body was, in a nutshell, dead and rotting. Nothing she could do would give her body new life—
Suddenly, a console in the dimension watching room went off, causing Ilya to appear there near instantly. She still needed to get used to her current state of body. However, before she could put more thought on her state of body, she saw two cataclysms going on in the same dimension! One of the cataclysms was a nuclear missile barrage aimed at the United States of America’s Pacific Northwest region! Looking for the source of the nuclear missiles, she saw it was North Korea that launched the missiles, proving that they have a chance of getting full nuclear capabilities in any timeline!
Shaking herself, she saw that another cataclysm was in Puerto Rico, when someone started to open a rift in reality and got themselves blasted apart by hellfire… what was with that dimension and fiery deaths?
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(Xamusel’s POV)
(Stanwood, Pacific Northwest)
(15:15 (Local Time) - 4/28/2014)
I was busy going about my day, typing up stories and such over the internet, when there was a strange noise coming from outside my room. I went to take a look, and I saw that the TV was on, blaring a warning siren while showing those who would pay attention - that is to say, nobody else - that there was a nuclear missile targeting the immediate area. I wondered what sort of prank was going on here… that was my immediate thought about hearing the nuclear missile ‘warning’.
Sighing, I went back into my room, going to my computer again to continue writing stuff. This is probably one of those times when I should have wondered where the heck everyone else went, mainly because the rest of the house was eerily quiet, like they forgot about me or something.
…okay, seriously, that makes things sound more spooky. Let’s get away from that line of thought.
It might be odd to hear this, but I was considering changing my pen name on the internet on a few different websites, especially since “Xamusel” was probably a name I needed to move far away from. I mean, really, that was my real name with the style of Organization XIII from Kingdom Hearts 2! How hard would it be for people to guess my real name out of that?! I wanted to have a more unique name on the net… then again, my real name is unique enough, though I don’t want people to know what it is. If anything, I think the name “Zamuseru Uzukano” would be for the best, unless… what time was it?
Eventually, I took a look at the clock on the computer, telling me that fifteen minutes have elapsed from the start of the warning siren to now… with the warning siren strangely off. Okay, seriously, what the hell is going on here?
With little regard to what was possibly going on, I walked into the bathroom, taking in my features in the mirror. My hazel eyes and oval-shaped wire-framed glasses are the first detail that I made out of the mirror, followed by my remnants of shaving earlier that day. My hair, a short and spiky dark brown, was the next detail that I made out of it, considering that my eyes decided to wander about the mirror.
Suddenly, before I could get into detail on my clothes, I heard an engine coming close to the house… wait, hold up, an engine? I stepped outside, took a look around, then noticed that the sound was coming from… up… in… the… air… DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!
In mere moments, the sound of a Nuclear Holocaust started blaring about the surrounding landscape, especially as I feel the nuclear warhead payload fry my skin and cause my insides to evaporate.
XxX
(Drake the Gunner’s POV)
(Somewhere in Puerto Rico)
(18:45 (Local Time) - 4/28/2014)
“In urgent news, North Korea has finally, after years of threatening, launched their nuclear missiles into the Pacific Northwest, one of the areas is Stanwood, the damage is severe and until now there have been no confirmed survivors. It is unknown what the USA has planned for this event but the president has already announced a nationwide report on this unfortunate event. On other news, did you know that having cell phones radiation on your front pant pockets leads men into having a lesser sperm count? This newest research may surprise you.”
Well… damn, I would never have thought North Korea had the balls to actually do it. I thought the US was gonna face some economic crisis and the start of world war three no doubt. At least my little island would be ignored… wait, the island is a colony to the US so if they go into crisis… fuck my life. Wait… they said Stanwood right? Isn’t that where Xamusel lives… FUCK! *thud*
Ouch, why was I at the schools’ laboratory again? Oh right, trying to see if mixing chemicals can cause a hole in the space time continuum so I can travel through dimensions… Why must I be so bored and insane to actually do that? Actually why was I at my schools laboratory? Ah, right, my friend said I can't create a dimensional gap by throwing random chemicals in, I’ll show him, him and everybody! Just because I’m lazy and my grades are average and a bit below average dosnt mean im not a genius! Havent they heard the saying, “Genius at birth, lazy by choice”? Plus, with the whole Korea shit this just gave me a chance to get the fuck out of here, unless I died molecule by molecule on the travel if I succeeded on creating a bridge through dimensions.
And let’s not forget how hard it was just get here. I had to pickpocket the keys to the school from the head nun, yes the school is catholic, then wait till a day where everyone is gonna celebrate and head home early. Evade the fucking cameras, no small feat, and enter the damn laboratory… Not counting the fact I had to lie to mom about this, now where was I? Oh right, alternate dimensions.
Although if I were to go into alternate dimension theory, another me probably did it, or me’s and surviving and dying the process or they probably got sucked into another dimension by some otherworldly force… I would have liked it if I ended up in the Highschool DxD dimension, or Kill la Kill, maybe even Mass Effect. Fire emblem? No, I don't wanna die in war. Fate/Stay night would be cool but again I don't wanna die. Fuck it I wanted go anywhere that's not my home actually, Korea is being more troublesome. But if it worked I thought of changing my name, mine is easy, so why do they write it wrong every single time! I’ll probably change it to Unsei, Japanese for fortune, cause that my arcana in the tarot. Or Drake but its on the net so I’ll make something up.
Okay, I concentrated, added water, some aluminium, added some soda to see if it works for the lulz. Was it supposed to sizzle like that? No matter, I added some helium. And-
“Open up! Interpol!”
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The fuck? Interpol? For real? What are the odds?
*bang*
Shit! Okay fast. Helium, soda, water, aluminium, my ruby and, and, and, and, and, ummm *bang* okay got it! lets hope it works. Third drawer to my right and AHA acid, hehe good good its working I hope. Now I take this pot and throw it to the wall, if luck is on my side of impossible insanity then this shit should work. For real, thinking back on all this, I’m fucking crazy or bored… probably bored.
*boom*
“Freeze!” Shit!
“Think fast!” I shouted at them as I threw them the pot. *static, warping sound* What the fuck? A green portal thingy thats dropping into the floor and melting it… Meh I'll take my chances. Now I’m running and *boom* this is not cool who brings a bazooka into an arrest scene? No matter, I’m on the portal and… FUUUUUUUCK!! It fucking hurts! This is too much! I’M BLAMING YOU INTERPOL! Wait? Didn't the news say that cellphone radiation causes my sperm count to lower… FUCK!
XxX
(Third Person POV)
(Grail Works LTD Base)
‘Somehow, this was my fault,’ Ilya thought. ‘I just know it.’
Turning her attention to another console, she considered calling in one of the on-mission agents, but she decided against it. She didn’t know when the agents would be free to leave their missions, but she knew that calling them now would be a catastrophe, especially with that mission Arturia was on. Wasn’t it where Sin decided to attack, and she and her partner were labeled as rogue Aeons, or whatever?
Suddenly, a body started to materialize in a different room, making Ilya wonder how the defenses got breached… only to realize that it was a dead body! Heading for the room where the body was located at, she arrived instantaneously (again) to see the body of a young man, approximately 17-18 years old, and… being cradled in ice? In physical appearance, his skin was a light brown, he had black hair that needed a haircut and seemed to naturally form a small mohawk, and he seemed to be around five foot ten. While she couldn't see his eyes, Ilya could guess that they were brown. He was wearing some blue jeans, black dress shoes and a white button up shirt with blue accents, he also had two rings on his ring fingers.
Suddenly, the ice that was cradling him was absorbed into his skin, as if it was part of his very essence. With the ice no longer surrounding the young man, he opened his eyes, revealing almost ebony-colored orbs that were barely brown… and full of confusion.
“I need some fucking coca-cola,” were the first words to leave his mouth.
Ilya, for her part, couldn’t help but gape at the young man in front of her. He just came back to life and then says he needs coca-cola?! However, deciding to avoid complications, she asked, “Who are you, and how did you get here?” Internally, she said, ‘This is supposed to be impossible… right?’
“I want coca-cola,” he repeated his previous statement with different words.
Ilya, despite being a spirit, face vaulted at that moment. After getting back up, she frowned at the stranger. "Why should I get you anything? I don't even know who you are." A staring contest formed between them, their eyes unblinking for several minutes. Unnerved, Ilya held the stare for a while longer before the stranger spoke in a strange monotone.
"Coca. Cola."
A shiver went up the spirit's spine as she broke eye contact. “O-Okay, you win, I’ll get you your coca-cola! Just hold your horses.” As soon as she said that, she went straight to the kitchen, wherever that was… oh, wait, the kitchen was down ze hall, first door on ze left. Now, if only she knew which dimension had that reference more readily available….
XxX
(Third Person POV)
(Veggie Tales universe)
(Evening - Saturday)
“TREE!!” Mister Asparagus yelled, causing Bob the Tomato to turn the van (with two flat front tires) to the right to avoid crashing into a tree.
“CABIN!!” He yelled again, causing Bob to veer to the left to avoid busting someone’s cabin.
“UNDERWEAR!!” Mister Asparagus yelled one last time, only Bob couldn’t avoid this one, as he drove right into a laundry line… with aforementioned clothing article stretching right in front of the van as the van moved closer to the waterside.
XxX
(Third Person POV)
(Grail Works LTD Base)
Ah, whatever. It probably wasn’t important, anyway.
Soon enough, Ilya found the kitchen, before she went to the fridge and opened it. Sighing with relief, she found that there was indeed a jug of coca-cola, which she somehow managed to pour into a glass that she sent over to the young man. Before she could go back to her regular duties, she noticed that the jug of soda was also sent somewhere, so she decided to check if the man got it or not.
When she got to what was really the living room, she was shown that the youth got his soda, and had already downed the whole thing in one go, if the jug was any indication, being used for filling the glass up. Looking at the jug, she noticed that there was supposed to be five gallons of soda at the most, and he had already consumed almost a whole gallon!!
“H-hey!” Ilya yelled incredulously, getting the boy’s attention.
“Hn?” The boy grunted as he took another swing at the soda, and finish it. “What is it, loli?”
Ilya, fortunately, didn’t hear the “loli” comment. Instead, she answered, “You just drank a whole gallon of soda! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get the stuff?! I was lucky to even find it!”
“The fuck you talking about?” The boy asked her as he started drinking yet another glass. “Soda is extremely common in the markets, in like everywhere.” Once he finished the sentence he exhaled, but one knew that it was actually soda, not air.
“I meant, I was lucky to even find a whole five-gallon bottle of soda like the one you put a huge dent into!” Ilya yelled in clarification.
“Hn. That explains the taste. Its sweeter than normal, a bit more soda… Probably from being closed for longer than when you found it.” There went the second gallon.
Ilya, perhaps because she didn’t want to get into a major debate, threw up her arms in frustration and yelled, “Fine! Drink the damn thing, already! How you even survive the soda, I’ll have no idea!!”
At that final comment the boy stopped, and looked her in the eye. “Me neither, but I haven't drank water in about three years!” He finished with an eye smile and raising a new, full glass and downing it in a few gulps.
Ilya, despite knowing that this was reality and not a fictional universe, couldn’t help the huge bead of sweat down her face. Then she wondered… what happened to the other guy who was killed by a fiery death?
XxX
(Xamusel’s POV)
(Unknown Location)
(Unknown Time and Date)
I had been suspended in a void for… shit, it felt like forever, which it probably wasn’t. I mean, what could this resort to, other than the fact that I wasn’t in Heaven? If anything, I was hoping to figure out if my parents and other family made it there, but not like this!
…where the hell did I go? I was supposed to be headed to Heaven in the event that I died, but this… this is ridiculous!! Wherever I wound up in, I hope that they have a direct access to Heaven… I miss my family!
Suddenly, I saw a bright light encompass my vision, bringing hope to my eyes. Was I going to go to Heaven? I sure hope so!
Sooner than I could anticipate, the light surrounded me, and my vision went blank.
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