Your mom is the reason why we lost a lot of suitable living space.
Your mom is the reason why we lost a lot of suitable living space.
Your mom's corpulence astounds even a whale.![]()
The dinosaurs didn't die out from an asteroid strike; that was your mom coming in from orbit.
The human race actually survived Notes.
By terraforming your mother.
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My Shameful Fics and the Wiki to go with them. Oh, and some fossil I found.
[16:43] <Twelveseal> Phallus in wonderland sounds like some bad loli-rape KC fanfic
[16:43] <@Sei> THAT'S what i wanna see
When Gilgamesh put your original mom in the Gate of Babylon, only her foot went in before the gate was filled.
There's nothing wrong with killing someone, even if you like them.
Your mother is so fat, Shiki went blind while looking at her. With his glasses on.
[04:55] Lianru: i3uster is actuallly quite cute
Yo mama so fat, when a dead apostle tries to suck her blood, they get type 2 diabetes!
Yo mama so goddamn fat, when Excalibur is being activated and unleashed the sword beam, HER FAT BOUNCES BACK TO THE USER!
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