Why the sword in a gourd? In which point of the Naruto storyline does this pop up? And being sucky is arguably Falsassin's schtick so I'm okay with that.
Oh and +1 for Maito Gai. Fuck Naruto and all his Senninwank, give me Gai and I'll show them what MANLY MAN is. A works too, he FRIKKEN LARIAT'D Gaysuke's ass.