fuck let's all watch as I brutally die in the most goddamn painful way ever
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Etrian Odyssey....
A long, long time ago, there was a great cataclysm, and Man lost control over the world. Now, Nature has taken over, and Man must fight to survive all sorts of monsters.
Well, let's get started!
We are some party ofdouchebagsADVENTURERS that are meant to explore the Yggdrasil Labyrinth in Etria for the sake of GOD, GLORY, AND GOLD. This is incredibly simple, and now we shall follow these adventures as they die a variety of painful deaths!
What the hell do you mean I can only go into the guild? Goddamnit, I want to-
Whatever, let's go.
Cool eyepa-NO FUCKING DURR. God, just let us do crap already. Anyway he talks about how some adventurers do not have the patience to be true ADVENTURERS. Kids these days.
TIME FOR OUR GUILD NAME
Without any input, some douchebag yells out Beast's Lair! But, that doesn't fit the character limit, so...
GOOD ENOUGH. Now, time for recruitssssss (yay)
OUR FIRST RECRUIT IS ST. GEORGE. He has used his might powers of OP and turning people into dragons in order to become an actual BL member, at the cost of expending all his power and cutting off his hair. (And growing a beard.) But that's alright. He will regain his OP back in the name of God and Chivalry!
Then he runs off into the Labyrinth and we never see him again. Goddamnit. Time to get a newPaladinDefender!
Alright, our new Paladin is Hyarion, who will probably be the only sane person of this party. Good, we need a sane leader, and he fits the build!
Hey it's Lian- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAPPENED JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIST
HOW COULD POOR RURU BE CORRUPTED LIKE THAT, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. She can't be a dominatrix, for crying out loud! That's just wrong.
Wait a minute...
Here's the real Lianru, our moeblob medic!
Isn't that much better? I mean, it'd totally be weird if Lianru was an dominatrix! God that would be freaky. Horrifying, even. I like to keep my sanity, thank you.
And this is...GlennLotus. As a bard, his highness revolts us so much we are motivated to do the opposite. It makes perfect sense. That, and he can play a mean harp/banjo/whatever these guys use. Perfectly acceptable to have a Spoony Bard.
Party member #4 is Airen, who is using the only non-female/gender androgynous faceclaim. He will shoot you up in the name of being Protagonist or something. Still not to sure about what's that about, but it's cool.
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PICK THE LAST GUY. YOU GUYS CAN NAME HIM AND WHATNOT.
Classes are Landsomethings(warriors), Survivalists(rangers), Dark Hunters(dominatrices), Medics(really), Alchemists(mages), and Troubadors(bards)
Hurry up so I can send these peopleto their doomadventuring.
Originally Posted by asterism42
