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    死徒(下級)Lesser Dead Apostle ImperialOrder's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    I just read "Muv-Luv".

    WHO SPOKE THE WORDS TO SUMMON ME?
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    Words of Wisdom from King Yumina
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    Live for me!
    Die for me!
    All your women belong to me!
    Mongrel and Children!


    1.女性を強姦した者は、死刑とする。(ただし、王様は、除く)

    2.結婚していて他の女に手を出した男は、死刑とする。(ただし、王様は、除く)

    3.売春などの風俗業の営業を禁止する。(ただし、王様のお気に入りだけは、別とする)

    4.女の子は、貞操を大事に。結婚するまで処女である事。(ただし、王様となら許可する)

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    Gläubig müssen die nicht sein, daran glauben müssen sie I3uster's Avatar
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    Oh look! It's Sumika's creepy uncle from Demonbane!
    [04:55] Lianru: i3uster is actuallly quite cute

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    Crispy ZeX says
    especially when they call it motherfucking excalibur
    YOU DON'T SEE THE KING OF ENGLAND SWINGING AROUND A LIGHT SABER
    >saber uses excaliblast
    FUCK YOU NASU

    Zero, when we were discussing MagnaAngemon and MagnaAngemon Priest Mode's swords just now
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    "This world is filled with lies,Lies ,LIES ,LIES ,LIES!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZidanReign View Post
    "This world is filled with lies,Lies ,LIES ,LIES ,LIES!"

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    It is a cute game full of sparkles, cutesy cartoony characters, rounded edges and corners, lovely colors and absolutely nothing disagreeable to a Moral Guardian. The higher difficulties will crush your soul, break your spirit, destroy your dreams, and set fire to your will to live and snort the ashes like a line of cocaine.
    ~ Tvtropes, on Theatrhythm's Surprise Difficulty
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    Anyone who mentions THAT Majora's Mask meme gets to meet the Ladder. <- Is serious
    Reality Marble: Ascended Memorized Phantasm - Perfect Manikin Army
    I have been uncursed! My groin still hurts.
    I have a folder full of stolen avatars and sig pics. Short of mind-probing, no one's going to find it.
    I look away for a sec, and I'm suddenly attending a college called MGS.

    A living portrait, a forgotten portrait... and Yoshi.

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    "Dictionaries are bastards." - [My current English teacher]
    Quote Originally Posted by Seika View Post
    Yes, excellent. Go, Lyco, my proxy.
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    Cat
    n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
    Devil's Dictionary, A.Bierce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enhance View Post
    Cat
    n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
    Devil's Dictionary, A.Bierce.
    Enhance
    n. A target for ridicule as a feline abuser.
    Reality, Norio Wakamoto
    Quote Originally Posted by Seika View Post
    Yes, excellent. Go, Lyco, my proxy.
    F/GO SUPPORT

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    Acquaintance
    n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
    Devil's Dictionary, A.Bierce

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    "Six million ways to die; choose one."
    ~ a comment on a Kaizo Mario World 2 video
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    Anyone who mentions THAT Majora's Mask meme gets to meet the Ladder. <- Is serious
    Reality Marble: Ascended Memorized Phantasm - Perfect Manikin Army
    I have been uncursed! My groin still hurts.
    I have a folder full of stolen avatars and sig pics. Short of mind-probing, no one's going to find it.
    I look away for a sec, and I'm suddenly attending a college called MGS.

    A living portrait, a forgotten portrait... and Yoshi.

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    "The Moche thrived in northern Peru for the first six centuries of the Common Era, finally collapsing under the pressure of a series of earthquakes, floods, and droughts that deprived the ruling elite of its political legitimacy. Apparently the Chinese were not the only people to monitor the environment for signs of Heaven's Mandate."
    ~ Connections: A World History, Second Edition, volume 1; page 114
    Let it be said that even history books can have a sense of humor.
    Last edited by kuniKaiRoe; October 10th, 2012 at 10:27 PM. Reason: derprived, yeah
    Miscellany~
    Anyone who mentions THAT Majora's Mask meme gets to meet the Ladder. <- Is serious
    Reality Marble: Ascended Memorized Phantasm - Perfect Manikin Army
    I have been uncursed! My groin still hurts.
    I have a folder full of stolen avatars and sig pics. Short of mind-probing, no one's going to find it.
    I look away for a sec, and I'm suddenly attending a college called MGS.

    A living portrait, a forgotten portrait... and Yoshi.

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    "From the words of a wise man: thou shall have lesyay, lemons, and laughter!"

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    "From the words of a wise man: thou shall have lesyay, lemons, and laughter!"
    Quote Originally Posted by ILurkNoMoar
    It all started with him trying to learn some household skills so he could spend more time with her and have more in common with his crush.
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    "Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world — "No, you move."
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    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    EX is a Pineapple/10




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    Finn: "You were spying on us?!"

    Ice King: "That's none of your business!"


    =========-------------=======

    Jake: "Did you find out that I sleep in the nude?!"

    Ice King: *hums*

    Jake: "It's none of your business how nude I sleep, Ice King. NNNNone of your business!"
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    Dr. Strangelove: "Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?"
    Russian Ambassador: "It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves suprises."

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    "Wanna hide something like a crack lab? Just put it in plain sight."
    - Jello Biafra, Full Metal Jackoff



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    I told 'em, I told 'em. Bugrit! eddyak's Avatar
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    You aren't making art, you're making corpses. Dead is dead. Don't play with your kills, don't go for the one-thrust beautiful finish. Cut someone twenty times and let them collapse from blood loss-then finish them. dont make it beautiful. You aren't making art, you're making corpses."

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    "Best Call of Duty Game Ever!"

    -BadManFaust, Halo 4 review at metacritic
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    [20:39] <Fishie> I'MA GO PUT HER UNDEREWAR ON MY HEAD LIKE A SALARY PERSON
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lainru View Post
    My dream is coming true. An entire box of dicks. Now when I tell people "go suck a box of dicks" I can refer them to that picture.
    Because this quote has kept making me laugh all day when I saw it lol
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