What the fuck am I reading
What kind of sick, depraved psychopath would deprive a cute homunculus of her Netflix!?
...Oh wait, that's right...
@Fafnir: I got hyper and wrote crack, is basically it.
Well, I got hype and spoke to Santo and then we wrote crack.
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Ok, this was very funny, thank the lord you decided to chat with Santo before those creative energies where put to better use.
Spoilered for your convenience
Right. People go back a page or two if you want to see the first one. And check Santo's drabble thread for a related piece.
.. we really need that story thread.
Procedural Investigations
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Six buildings destroyed by incendiaries, seventeen street signs torn from the concrete, and thirty seven cases of unintentional public exposure due to the brute force shredding of garments.
She finished the damage assessment for the report she'd be writing later, and the evidence burned her heart within her substantial bosom.
It could have been worse. People could have been hurt.
Livelihoods had been ruined, among the businesses present and lost in the devastation.
Truly the scoundrels involved had no respect for the hardship of the common people. They waged their street battles for their own glories and vendettas with the careless lack of finesse found in rhinos.
She clenched her gloved fists as she began to march away from the scene of the crime, and left the rest to the investigators.
It was all disgraceful.
It mattered not that these... vigilantes sought to fight criminals. Their actions were, themselves, criminal. IF they truly wanted to bring justice to the world they would go through proper training in an academy and become licensed law enforcement.
Like she did.
Like she spent agonizing, sleepless years doing and damn it all look at the results when you neglected such preparation!
A senior citizen bereft of his trousers!
A floral shop's product left in ruin on the sidewalks!
A well built, athletic young man holding himself up by a broken broom handle with his shirt torn from his sculpted ... oh my.
She stopped to stare at that one for a moment.
...
Abs.
...
Right.
What was she thinking about before?
She could have sworn it was something important. Something related to her work, maybe? Oh well, it would come back to her later if it was truly important-
Right! The horrific destruction wrought upon a once peaceful market district. She just had to get this back to the station. Hopefully the decorated police chief, Kirei Kotomine, would know how to address the problem and give her the authorization she needed to track down these hooligans.
The young man from before stretched and adjusted his tight pants, before walking back into the remains of the floral shop.
... perhaps she could get started by bringing in some witnesses.
For interrogation purposes, of course. The Fraga were now and always professionals.
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Last edited by Aiden; July 1st, 2013 at 08:27 PM.
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In hindsight, I should've seen cop Bazett coming, in this setting. And KIREI is the chief of police? Oh boy. That promises much hilarity.
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"...thirty seven cases of unintentional public exposure due to the brute force shredding of garments."
MY SIDES
xD
And sure, Baz. Your motives are purely and entirely professional. Of course.
Really Shirou, causing so much destruction to fight evil? Kiritsugu must be so proud.
Yes Bazett, I am sure that athletic young man is very suspicious and requires much interrogation. I am also sure that your boss will be more than understanding of your reasoning and read into it in no way whatsoever.
Also:
Called it.
Yes, Bazett, you, uh... interrogate that witness. You interrogate him long and hard.
Oh there's something long and hard involved.
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Diaries of a Youthful Maiden
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So...is this "fun and games" superhero land, or is it Kick Ass, with nasu chars?
This is . . . crack and it's hilarious.
So Lyes is the White Sloth and wears black leather. Oh Lyes, you so crazy.
Since she's the White Sloth, her motto should be, "Live Slow, Die Whenever."
Also Bazett, you go interrogate the hell out of that hot Celt at the Floral Shop, and he can show you his Gae Bulg.
https://www.amazon.com/-/es/Jennifer...language=en_US
Forest is a vampire who's a bit too good for her own good and doesn't know when to leave things alone. Armed with a ridiculously large hand gun, martial arts skills, a bitching pony car, and a love for pop culture she fights the forces of evil. Urban Fantasy 80's Style.
Originally Posted by ItsaRandomUsername
Well for those of you who want more cracky superhero hijinks, Santo and I have moved things to a thread devoted specifically to that.
Here. Click here.
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Diaries of a Youthful Maiden
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