Granted, you become fat because you don't have many people to share the giant banquet with, and you are compelled to eat it all LIKE A KING.
I wish I had an Xbox 360.
Also:
You say that like it's a bad thing.Granted, but now Saber isn't summoned. Instead it's Bedivere.
Granted. Instant Red Ring of Death.
I wish I wasn't afraid of anything.
@Nightcow: idk I was trying to figure something out. But no Seiba? ;_; Unless it's SuperSexy!Bedivere, no dice.
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Granted. you are a space marine, and there is only war. Enjoy being a stuck up battle-monk who knows no fear.
I wish I had dragonbreath of the fire variety.
I'll stick with my superior non-genderbent Bedivere, thanks. He's interesting enough as a character, moreso than silly king Arthur IMO.@Nightcow: idk I was trying to figure something out. But no Seiba? ;_; Unless it's SuperSexy!Bedivere, no dice.
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Granted you burns your own mouth and set your house on fire
I wish that doesn't afraid of anything.
There's nothing wrong with killing someone, even if you like them.
Granted. Everything that's not you and everything that is is now destroyed. Now, nothing to fear.
I wish Fate Extra CCC was released.
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Granted. It's terrible and drives you to commit suicide.
I wish I could filter out spoilers to stories I didn't know, with my eyes and ears.
Granted, your deaf and blind now.
I wish to be a Halo Spartan.
Granted, enjoy your psychological condition and rest-deprived career on the battlefield.
I wish I didn't come off as insulting as I do. I'm not trying to be...
Granted now you can't stop insulting everyone.
I wish people weren't dicks.
There's nothing wrong with killing someone, even if you like them.
Granted, now no one has a penis anymore and humanity dies out.
I wish it was socially acceptable to swear loudly and colorfully.
Granted, but now rape, pedophilia, and necrophilia is also socially acceptable.
I wish I had horns.
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Granted. They are on the underside of your arm and prevent you from letting them down.
I wish that... I could having supervision. Like, with a zoom feature and everything.
Granted you can now see the dicks of old guys up close.
I wish I had no wish.
There's nothing wrong with killing someone, even if you like them.
Granted, however because your wish for not having a wish was a wish in itself you have no created a time paradox and are now erased from existence.
I wish to go to the moon.
Granted. You have no wish, but now you have nothing else either. Good luck being naked and homeless.
I wish I had some fruit juice now.
EDIT: Dammit, sniped!
Granted. No oxygen, no protection, painful death.
I wish I had a magical portal in my toilet.
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Granted, the other end is over your head.
I wish I pissed rainbows.
Granted. It hurts. A LOT.
I wish I could create a double rainbow on command.
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Granted. you can't see it though.
I wish I could punch things into existence. Like waffles, or babies.
Granted. But your waifu will never become real.
I wish we renamed this thread "washing machine".
Denied. The Wishing Machine is perfect. The Wishing Machine cannot be changed. The Wishing Machine is God.
BLOOD FOR THE WISHING MACHINE
I wish I had a tree.
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