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    "To a man with a sense of shame, his word is inviolate." Ivan The Mouse's Avatar
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    Granted. It is nothing.

    I wish for honey-cured bacon.



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    Granted. It comes with infectios disease that starts zombie apocalypse. You're the first zombie.

    I wish for a Stand from Jojo.

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    Granted. You obtain ZA WARUDO, but your will is too weak and it kills you.

    I wish for three days


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    Granted. That's all you have left to live.

    I wish for a cold glass of fruit juice.



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    Granted. You receive a cold Daphne berry fruit juice to drink. Enjoy the burning sensation of it going down your throat!

    I wish I received a decent pay raise at my job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroyuki View Post
    Granted. You receive a cold Daphne berry fruit juice to drink. Enjoy the burning sensation of it going down your throat!

    I wish I received a decent pay raise at my job.
    Granted, but you must win at least two martial arts tournaments to claim it.

    I wish to have a goal.

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    Granted. Your goal is to wander around aimlessly without a goal.

    I wish the next person received a delicious pizza.

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    Granted. Unfortunately, I already have 10.

    I wish I wasn't a slacker.
    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    canon finish apo vol 3

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    Granted. You are now a self-destructive workaholic.

    I wish Touma would quit punching people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroyuki View Post
    Granted. You are now a self-destructive workaholic.

    I wish Touma would quit punching people.
    Granted, now he punches kittens instead.

    I wish I had more time

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    Granted. You have nothing to do, though.

    I wish for a round-trip plane ticket to any country of my choosing.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivan The Mouse View Post
    Granted. You have nothing to do, though.

    I wish for a round-trip plane ticket to any country of my choosing.
    Granted, that'll be $7,562 please,

    I wish winter would be shorter

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    Granted. The Earth freezes in place mid-summer, causing half of the Earth to fry to a crisp while the other half freezes, exhausting the Earth's natural resources for heat in a matter of days.

    I wish time froze whenever I wrote stories.
    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    canon finish apo vol 3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rafflesiac View Post
    Granted. The Earth freezes in place mid-summer, causing half of the Earth to fry to a crisp while the other half freezes, exhausting the Earth's natural resources for heat in a matter of days.

    I wish time froze whenever I wrote stories.
    Granted, but you freeze too.

    I wish I had an open water hotspring in my back yard.

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    Granted. It's so hot that it vaporizes anyone who gets within 5 feat of it.

    I wish all BL-ers lived in Night Vale(Look it up or check the Quotes page)


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    Granted, but The SCP Foundation quarantines the town and no one can leave.
    I wish I could use Za Warudo.
    TFW Thomas Edison is a lion, King Arthur is a girl, and Humanity's mom is Shin Godzilla
    My DeviantArt. Sometimes I actually upload something!The Waifu War never truly ends.

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    Granted. The the stand kills you because your will was too weak.

    I wish that streat cleaners would descend upon BL.


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    Granted. Cleaners from Streat begin trolling you with extreme prejudice.
    I wish for something interesting.
    TFW Thomas Edison is a lion, King Arthur is a girl, and Humanity's mom is Shin Godzilla
    My DeviantArt. Sometimes I actually upload something!The Waifu War never truly ends.

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    Granted. You are sent into the sun along with 682.

    I am here to relay mAC chaos's wish.

    Quote Originally Posted by mAc Chaos View Post
    I wish For Want of a Relic would update sometime this century.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Meh View Post
    Granted. You are sent into the sun along with 682.
    All according to plan.

    Granted. The Update is made at the last minute of 2099, and is about how the story is being discontinued.
    I wish for something funny.
    TFW Thomas Edison is a lion, King Arthur is a girl, and Humanity's mom is Shin Godzilla
    My DeviantArt. Sometimes I actually upload something!The Waifu War never truly ends.

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