Granted. The world you are living in isn't eternal, though.
I wish for GMOs to disappear because generic engineering is bad and makes me feel unsafe. :^(
Granted. The world you are living in isn't eternal, though.
I wish for GMOs to disappear because generic engineering is bad and makes me feel unsafe. :^(
Granted, but something worse comes to fill their place.
I once more wish for this child's desire to be made reality.
Granted. They're called as "fads" instead.
I wish for vaccines to be gone because they look unsafe. :^(
Granted, the lack of vaccines has led to the extinction of the human race due to a uncontrollable outbreak of disease.
I wish for a coconut.
Granted but it is a giant sentient coconut, from Planet X, that has come to invade the earth via mass destruction. It had played too much Katamari.
I wish for magic to become a part of daily life again with schools dedicated to teaching it.
#OwO#
Granted. Nuclear-capable countries in the world made use of magic to bypass anti-nuclear treaties, in order to make WMDs deadlier than nukes. It is also harder to control now since magic WMDs don't require specialized resources.
I wish for free energy.
Granted, but the lack of income to the people providing this energy leads to poor maintenance, and inevitably, wide spread blackouts.
I wish to un-ban Break.
Granted. NSFS pictures posted on BL increase in frequency geometrically.
I wish for lube.
Hey buddy, sorry it took so long. I've been to every store in town and Google Shopping, and they all only carry one kind nowadays. So I hope you like it. It's laced with cayenne pepper, lime juice and 30-grit sand.
I wish to know what everyone on Beast's Lair looks like in real life.
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.
Granted. Seeing how I look like will kill you.
I wish to be of good health again.
Granted. You are now the healthiest person in the world, but now you can't get sick days.
I wish that catgirls existed an that domestic ownership of them was legal. (I've been watching way too much of Team Four Star's NekoPara videos.)
Granted, but they make a mess all the time...
I wish I could find the Forerunner Dreadnought and know how to use it...
Granted, however it's overrun with hostile Promethean soldiers.
I wish...to know what I want to wish for.
Granted, but as you have wasted your wish, you can no longer wish for the thing you now wish to wish for. Now you must say this line over and over.
I wish for glorious Kos, or some say Kosm, to grant us eyes.
Granted. Having sight is horrifying to you.
I wish to stop vomiting after eating so few.
Granted, now you can't vomit at all, not even if you've swallowed poison and the EMTs pour half a dozen disgusting emetics down your throat.
I wish to attain moksha.
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.
Granted. Nobody knows the way to it yet.
I wish for good food.
Granted, a plate of good food appears in front of you, only for me to eat it.
I wish to have eyes to line my mind, eyes to cure me of my beastly idiocy.
Granted. Nobody understands what you said.
I will I'll never get sick anymore.
Granted. You get hit by a truck, preventing you from ever getting sick again.
I wish for world peace.
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