Granted, it is so strong it crushed you in it's hands.
I wish I am omnipresent
Granted, it is so strong it crushed you in it's hands.
I wish I am omnipresent
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Granted. You are also always confused.
I wish I could have a lot more energy.
Granted, but your body cant contain teh surplus energy, and explodes
I wish it's already friday.
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Granted. It's Friday the 13th. Can you see that guy in the hockey mask behind you raising a machete?
I wish it would snow.
On a different note; I think someone's wish did come true. . . sort of.
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Volcanic ash induced by gas pockets exploding all around the world, signaling the end of days, rains upon you.
I wish there is no afterlife and everyone died.
Granted. Nirvana then, and everyone is rocks.
I wish I had a lot more time to spend.
Granted, you are given Nuka-cola bottlecaps with "Time" scribbled on them.
I wish for nuclear winter.
Granted, you never lived through the Nuclear Apocalypse to see it.
I wish I have a billion dollars (for you know, spending on stuff)
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Granted. Everyone stops accepting the dollar.
I wish I could breathe in space.
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Granted. You can no longer breath on Earth.
I wish these mosquitos stopped playing Ace Combat on my Playstation.
Granted, your Playstation blew up in a magnificent collision of matter and antimatter, creating a rip in the fabric of reality, which turns out to be the gateway to hell; countless demons burst out and raped and tore your body apart, then reforming it and repeating the process for all of eternity.
TL;DR, the mosquitoes raped your system and caused an anomaly.
I wish I can solve every problem in the world.
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Spoiler:
Beast's Lair's own Dwarf Fortress succession game is now recruiting mighty able dwarves, sign up if you have what it takes!
. . . dude totally epic!Oh and before I forget. . .
Granted. Your solution to every problem is to generate more problems, compelling you to solve those problems and any future problems that arise.
I wish I could drink alcohol.
Granted. Your best friend was murdered. Now, drink.
I wish I could this damn torrent was faster.
Granted, but it contains viruses, lots and lots of viruse; in fact, the whole torrent is one shitload lump of viruses.
I wish I have the ability to be awesome.
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Spoiler:
Beast's Lair's own Dwarf Fortress succession game is now recruiting mighty able dwarves, sign up if you have what it takes!
Denied. You post on Beast's Lair, your logic is invalid.
I wish I remembered the name of the manga that Gater's sig is from. I do recall it's an H series.
The first time I was overwhelmed by anime cuteness
Kay, and then you forgot it.
Wish we had a zombie apocalypse.
Denied. It is already occurring.
I wish that everyone lived on Venus instead of Earth.
Granted. We are extinct.
I wish for orange juice.
Granted. The orange the juice was made from is Jeremiah Gottwald. You murderer.
I wish for the Second Magic.
The first time I was overwhelmed by anime cuteness
Granted. It exists, but you can never use it.
I wish for the feeling of cold porcelain against my skin.
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