Wishing Machine

[Gaterjhonz]

Granted, that was your casket.

I wish I had Diarmuid's mole (with the powarz and everything)

[Eveonder]

Granted, except it's somewhere normally covered by your boxers or briefs.

I wish I were an enlightened immortal (xiānrén).

[Ivan The Mouse]

Granted. You have nothing to do anymore.


I wish for apple juice and baker's yeast.

[Dis Laplace]

Granted. your apple juice is mixed with sulfuric acid and your yeast is a lifeform with a taste for your intestines.

I wish that I couldn't crash Linux.

[Kuradora]

Granted. Linux crashes your mind.
I wish Shiki wasn't so crazy in Tsukihime.

[MZeroX]

Denied. It wouldn't be Tsukihime anymore.

I wish the fate wankers would be less vocal.


lol, so denied, since that's all beast's lair is right now.

[Ivan The Mouse]

Granted. Beast's Lair dies.


I wish I knew what Skub actually is.

[Dis Laplace]

Granted, you are granted the knowledge of skub, but your brain can not comprehend it and your body explodes with the force of a supernova.

I wish I knew how to fix my headset's microphone.

[Black Sword]

Granted. You are incapable of putting this knowledge to work.

I wish for Notes OVA.

[Sei]

Denied. You get more Fate.

I wish Nasu would stop trolling us.

[MZeroX]

Denied. Even more Fate milking.

I wish the times when I was still an actual fan of type-moon weren't so far away.

[Chaos Greyblood]

Denied for great trolling.

I wish to have an arsenal of weapons.

[Black Sword]

Denied. That's the King's gimmick.

I wish for Tsukihime remake that makes Tohno fans gnash their teeth in impotent fury.

[Sei]

Denied. There will be massive Shiki wanking.

I just wish that they don't do anything too drastic with the remake.

[Chaos Greyblood]

Granted. It's gonna be just like Vanilla Tsukihime.

I wish the world will see Aoko's awesomeness more.

[Sei]

Denied. More love for Touko.

I wish they'd go ahead and do a Tsukihime/Fate crossover.

[lilithsama]

oh they will
i assure you they will

and it will be absolute dog shit

these are not twisted wishes but hard HARD facts

I wish THEYD FUCKING MAKE GODDAMN DOGURA Q ALREADY

[KENTA]

Granted. It's a rushed and somehow buggy piece of shit with an incoherent story and crappy jpeg based art.

I wish I could beat Liverpool

[lilithsama]

Denied.~

i got no wishes

[Black Sword]

You cease to exist.

I wish lillithsama exists again, only as Sei's mindless slave.