Wishing Machine

[the god of world-0]

Granted, you are so energized that you quit the site forever to go run around the world
i wish for your wish to be my wish to fail

[Criarino]

Granted. But you quit the forum assim que vê alguém falando em português
I wish that someone answer my question in the "ask I" thread

[the god of world-0]

Granted, someone will reply... eventualy... and it may be useless.
i wish for the return of the age of gods.

[Reynel]

Granted, you die as collateral damage before noticing.

I wish to get the best experiences in life.

[the god of world-0]

Granted, your party on rpgs always level up faster, this makes you broken and takes all the fun
i wish for cold, hard cash

[Reynel]

Granted, you get a cube of ice with 1 frozen dollar.

I wish for anime waifus to appear in real life japan, invade that country and be able to see what happens.

[Depletion_Garden]

The anime waifus all die horribly the moment they come into existence as our laws of physics are unkind to their strange anatomies. They suffocate, suffer organ failure etc.I wish for some ice cream.

[Draconic]

Granted. But the only flavor available is Rum Raisin.

[the god of world-0]

the grail reads your mind, you die before you can make a wish
i wish to be cool

[Bird of Hermes]

Granted, you have been frozen solid and are either trapped alive in ice or dead.

I wish to be making twice as much money as I am right now.

[Criarino]

Granted. You are now using the internet, you have to pay for it, so you're making a "negative" balance , so you're doubling your internet expenses.
I wish for so much good luck that my life become meaningless and boring

[Reynel]

I wish for so much good luck that my life become meaningless and boring

Granted, you realize that in the first two seconds since the wish is granted, and commit suicide immediately to avoid wasting time.

I wish for girls not to mind being in polygamous relationships that include a guy a multiple girls.

[the god of world-0]

Granted, they are fine with any guy, just not you
i wish to have a stand

[RoydGolden]

i wish to have a stand

Granted. You get a Stand, but it's this one.

I wish that I could stop time and restart it at will.

[the god of world-0]

Granted, it uses your life force, a year for every second
i wish it to be invencible

[Walnut Sparks]

Your wish is granted, it is invencible!

Not invincible, though.

I wish that for a couple of random overcast nights during the summer, the sky would glow orange like it does during a heavy nighttime snowstorm.

[Gamez4life]

I wonder why it's glowing I mean I suppose it's not the sun coming down to end us all right? It's the sun. Congrats you ended the world. You're wish was granted.

I wish for nothingness like actually nothingness just, nothing, at all.

[Bird of Hermes]

Granted. A long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. when? never. makes sense, right? like i said, it didn't happen. nothing was never anywhere. that's why it's been everywhere. it's been so everywhere you don't need a where. you don't even need a when. that's how every it gets.

I wish for a brie, bacon and and cranberry panini.

[Reynel]

Granted, they magically appear in your brain. Not a suitable image for children.

I wish for logic to be the only usable mean to hurt someone else.

[the god of world-0]

granted, every time someone uses even simple logic, they hurt another person, either they want it or not. they also cannot choose who
i wish for something sweet