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    lol wut? Reynel's Avatar
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    Granted. You have been shrank to 3 mm and now you live literally inside of them, in turns of 16.27 hours.

    I wish to know my destiny.

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    Granted, but the revelation drives you mad.
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    ladies, he's single
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    Yeah, but that's because he's got more issues than National Geographic.
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    It's like with centaur girls, you're fucking a horse. Sure the human part is the one that moans but your dick is in the horse, no way around it.
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    boytoy angst > fulfilling life of misanthropic extremist environmentalism
    Once and always and nevermore.

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    Granted but ur desire for his madness 'causes him to destroy the thread.

    I wish each wish now has destruction in it.

    #OwO#

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    Granted, you are first, cannot witness the rest.

    I wish I could read minds.

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    Granted, but you cannot make sense of what you read.
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    ladies, he's single
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    Yeah, but that's because he's got more issues than National Geographic.
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    It's like with centaur girls, you're fucking a horse. Sure the human part is the one that moans but your dick is in the horse, no way around it.
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    boytoy angst > fulfilling life of misanthropic extremist environmentalism
    Once and always and nevermore.

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    I wish for Deathhappens' wish.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
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    I joined two years too late...
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    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
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    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
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    Not with that attitude.

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    I forgot about that again, didn't I. Alright, I wish I could eat whatever food I want whenever I want it!
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    ladies, he's single
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    Yeah, but that's because he's got more issues than National Geographic.
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    It's like with centaur girls, you're fucking a horse. Sure the human part is the one that moans but your dick is in the horse, no way around it.
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    boytoy angst > fulfilling life of misanthropic extremist environmentalism
    Once and always and nevermore.

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    Granted, but at the cost of your sense of taste.

    I wish to be able to reset my age to whichever I wanted whenever I wanted to.

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    Granted, your consciousness has been forced back in time whenever you were 'X' age and have lost memory of your future self - trapping you in an endless time loop.

    I wish for a Bacon, Brie and Cranberry sandwich.

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    Granted, but I'm the one that eats it

    I wish for a good night's rest

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    You'll sleep soundly through the burglars, too.

    I wish to be able to make curse tablets that actually work, and a stylus and a supply of lead sheets for it.
    Day will come again.

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    Granted but the curses affect you too.

    I wish I lived anywhere but here.

    #OwO#

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    I wish I would, for once in this bloody stage of my life, get what I fucking want at last!
    Ultima prophetiae, veni finis tempus;
    magnus ab integro saeclorum quod mortum. Finis magnus ordo.
    Iam redit Virgo Phaenomi regibus redeunt,
    nova progenies ad caelo surgit.
    Vestra puerorum, qui movere tempus ipsum, et rotam ferrea primum.
    Ac vestra lucis, omnes surgit futurum aureus, novo mundo nascens.

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    Ignoring AsGryffynn because he didn't grant Sunara's wish.

    @Sunara:
    Granted. You now live in my basement.

    I wish that the majestic tuna fish will one day be free of fish farms.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
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    I joined two years too late...
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    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

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    Granted, the tuna now RULES THE WORLD!!!! Congratulations on turning into slaves/food for fish.

    I wish I could just get this f*cking bugs out of my room.


    here is a list of my servant sheets(new and improved format for my servant sheets)

    Come explore the White Library, and reach the bottom of this Abyss
    Fate / White Memoria

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    Granted. They're all gone. They are all replaced by different bugs.

    I wish for noodles.
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
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    I joined two years too late...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

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    Granted, noodles welfare is assured as new laws give death penalty to whoever tries to eat them.

    I wish to have the time and resources to keep up with all the nasuverse.

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    Granted, but only barely enough and nothing more, know your life belongs to type moon.

    I wish to be amazing in everything I do


    here is a list of my servant sheets(new and improved format for my servant sheets)

    Come explore the White Library, and reach the bottom of this Abyss
    Fate / White Memoria

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    You got it. You turn out to be outstanding at everything you put your hand to, basking in the amazement and envy of everyone around you. Soon, you grow too big for your britches. You're so fantastic and full of yourself that no one can stand you. When a masked passerby shoves you in front of a high-speed train, tearful obituaries mask a secret joy that practically everybody finds in seeing you finally, finally gone. After a few years, you're forgotten except by nerds who dig up old articles and laugh at how you had it coming.

    I wish my feet were the same length but average width for their length.
    Day will come again.

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    Granted! On a dark alley one winter eve, you make the encounter of one very polite gentleman, who after bashing you over the noggin with a blunt object, proceeds to reenact the legend of Procrustes to bring your feet to your desired dimensions. The rest of your body, unfortunately, does not enjoy his tender ministrations.

    I wish I always had a witty answer ready when one is needed.
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    ladies, he's single
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    Yeah, but that's because he's got more issues than National Geographic.
    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    It's like with centaur girls, you're fucking a horse. Sure the human part is the one that moans but your dick is in the horse, no way around it.
    Quote Originally Posted by You View Post
    boytoy angst > fulfilling life of misanthropic extremist environmentalism
    Once and always and nevermore.

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