The Beast's Lair Dare Thread (Pick Your Poison)

[Elf]

What Elf? Whatcha want?

I made two dares about a week ago.

One was Lemony Archer x Older Rin Post Archer's End in Fate Unlimited Codes.

The other was Archer x Attractive Female that wasn't Ilya (But Archerko is fine).

[Arch-Magos Winter]

The daree's are likely still working on them, to meet the Mistress's strict standards.

[SeiKeo]

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The other was Archer x Attractive Female that wasn't Ilya (But Archerko is fine).

Joan.

[ILurkNoMoar]

Joan.

That would be extremely hot.

[I3uster]

Be honest Leo, are you just going to find-replace that Lancer thing?

[Mike1984]

Speaking of dares . . .

I would like to read something.

Sorry, I'm very good at procrastination. I promise I will do your dare, I already know how it's going to happen, I just need to actually write it....

[Elf]

Be honest Leo, are you just going to find-replace that Lancer thing?

Doing that ain't gonna work son. Because I read that story and I know.

Sorry, I'm very good at procrastination. I promise I will do your dare, I already know how it's going to happen, I just need to actually write it....

Well, if you need help, please ask.

[Keyne]

Sorry, I'm very good at procrastination.

This word is magical. Whenever I see someone saying it, I see the image of that person doing lewd things. It's so dirty.

[Arch-Magos Winter]

That would be extremely hot.

Hot doesn't begin to describe it.
"Like the surface of the sun, after being covered in tabasco and hot wing sauces" is much closer.

[I3uster]

They can bond over Counter Guardian suffering.

[Elf]

Hot doesn't begin to describe it.
"Like the surface of the sun, after being covered in tabasco and hot wing sauces" is much closer.

Well, if Leo's Jeanne in that story is like the one in Lancer's, she'd have to be the active one.

[Arch-Magos Winter]

Well, if Leo's Jeanne in that story is like the one in Lancer's, she'd have to be the active one.

Oh my god I am drooling over this prospect right now...

[Mike1984]

Well, if you need help, please ask.

Yeah, I will, when I get to actually being able to do it. Writing porn when I have a little sister around a lot of the time is quite difficult, though, especially when I need to transfer information from a notepad, and I've had other things I needed to get finished off.

[Elf]

Oh my god I am drooling over this prospect right now...

Because Archer getting dommed is awesome?

Yeah, I will, when I get to actually being able to do it. Writing porn when I have a little sister around a lot of the time is quite difficult, though, especially when I need to transfer information from a notepad, and I've had other things I needed to get finished off.

Ah, damn. Well, I'm sort of glad I'm an only child.

[SeiKeo]

Elf, just to check, you only read Fate, yes?

[Elf]

Elf, just to check, you only read Fate, yes?

I've read Fate and got through Arc's route in Tsukhime before the computer it was on died a horrible death.

[Arch-Magos Winter]

Yeah, I will, when I get to actually being able to do it. Writing porn when I have a little sister around a lot of the time is quite difficult, though, especially when I need to transfer information from a notepad, and I've had other things I needed to get finished off.

I had the same problem when writing something extremely gory. Not fun having to hide what you're writing.

[SeiKeo]

Protip, write with the word processor window zoomed out to like 5% and you can edit later :V

[Arch-Magos Winter]

Protip, write with the word processor window zoomed out to like 5% and you can edit later :V

It was in a notebook. Trying to find how I wrote gore, action, and violence in general.

That was not a fun talk with my guidance councilor.

[I3uster]

I generally hide that I am writing in the first place.

Nobody shall know my terrible secret.