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    Quote Originally Posted by LeopardBear View Post
    fuck this, accepting 3 challenges

    come at me bros
    What is your counter-dare? I just finished writing the latest chapter of my current fic (awaiting destruction at the hands of my betas), and am still in a writing mood.

    I am willing to write almost anything, but I am about 15% familiar with KnK, 75% of Tsukihime, and 85% familiar with F/SN.
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    No dare until completion, no? Unless you're really geared up for it already.
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    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    Geared up? Born ready.

    Writing is keeping me from vomiting, and helps me ignore the boiling heat.
    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
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    And treat those two impostors just the same,

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    In that case:

    Gil x Arc. Fluff. Only parameters.
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    Your going to need to be a little more detailed than that.

    I'll need at least one of the following parameters: Romance? Is Gil x Arc the implied pairing? Set after any Tsuki/FSN route, or Carnival Phantasm, or random Leo's world MCXVI?
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    Romance is the plan, how front and center is to your taste. Any route/ending is fine for the both of them.
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    Okay, I have a dare that I think Mike would be willing to write...

    Sakura summons a different Servant, namely a Caster class (can be any Caster you want it to be, even a crossover one, to be honest). Shinji tries to nab the Servant but gets his crotch removed forcibly before anything bad can happen (and so on and so forth... details up to Mike).

    Of course, repercussions of the Master of this time's Rider need to be known, so...
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    OK, let me think about it, and see if I can come up with a way to write it (and as a one-shot, too).

    Is Shinji getting castrated a literal requirement, or do you just mean that he shouldn't get the servant...?

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    Actually, both, because I know how you hate his mistreatment of Sakura.
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    Oh, Mike, if you want me to write a one-shot in return, just let me know, alright?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xamusel View Post
    Actually, both, because I know how you hate his mistreatment of Sakura.
    Well, I'm not happy about his treatment of Sakura, at all, but I don't go in for gratuitous Shinji-bashing, to be honest. I'm not going to cry over it if it happens, but I don't tend to go out of my way to do it. Zouken, yeah, sure, because he's an irredeemable monster, but Shinji, for all his assholery, is only a 16-year-old boy who was raised extremely poorly. That doesn't justify his actions, but it does make him at least potentially salvageable.

    If castrating him makes sense, then I'd do it, but I wouldn't want to shove it in there for the sake of it (particularly since it restricts who could be Caster to someone who would be inclined to do such a thing, which is not necessarily in Sakura's interests).

    Quote Originally Posted by Xamusel View Post
    Oh, Mike, if you want me to write a one-shot in return, just let me know, alright?
    Well, yeah, that's kind-of the idea. I need to think about whether I can write this first, though, especially as a one-shot....
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    Okay, good point.

    Alright, it's not a literal requirement. It should only be there if you feel it would make sense.

    EDIT: Roger. I get the whole idea now.
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    Short Dare from LeopardBear, challenging NewAgeOfPower to write a Gilgamesh x Arcueid Romance.

    *Tokyo, Sumida Ward*

    If one looked through binoculars, they would see a pair of figures standing on top of the Tokyo Skytree.

    sky-tree-purple_fin.jpg

    Both of them had golden hair, red eyes, and radiated absolute power.

    They were also bickering.

    “I still can’t believe he picked his SISTER over me! I mean, its not like they are blood related, but still… Aside from the incest factor, she’s at most an A cup! What does he see in her?!”

    ==================== -][- ====================

    Back in Misaki City, a certain Tohno Akiha sneezed. A young man in bed with her smiled, put his glasses back on, and passed her a few tissues.

    ==================== -][- ====================

    “Still hung up over the mongrel with glasses, Arcueid?” The man, dressed in a rather fashionable white leather jacket lined with fur, tilted his head up, pointing his nose into the air, then laughed.

    The True Ancestor rolled her eyes, voice full of scorn:

    “Hah! Don’t you dare look down on me, Goldie! What about Saber? Your golden-haired waifu-to-be? In fact, I recall about yesterday, back at the Tokyo Expo, you were ranting about how she would rather be part of a harem with ‘that mongrel faker’ rather than be your wife!”

    ==================== -][- ====================

    In Fuyuki City, a certain blonde haired girl stirred slightly. “Arturia?” A violet haired girl whispered: “Shhh… you’ll wake up Sempai.” She then smiled, and pulled the covers tighter around them before going back to sleep.

    ==================== -][- ====================

    Gilgamesh winced. That struck pretty deeply. “Well-”

    Arcueid continued ranting: “In fact, I bet you’re only attracted to me because of my blonde hair and ahoge reminds you of a certain someone!”

    Gilgamesh winced again. “Look, if you couldn’t earn my respect, I wouldn’t be standing here with you.”

    The couple stopped, contemplating how they got here. About a week ago, they were trying to get over their respective love interests and so visited Okinawa Island... As Zelretch once said, strangeness attracts strangeness, and they met.

    After a few drinks, jostling, some leering from Gil, and Arcueid negatively comparing Gilgamesh to Shiki, they lost their tempers. The two decimated a significant portion of the island in mortal combat. At the end of it, both of them were tired, hot, sweaty, and utterly horny.

    Their coupling was less lovemaking and more of a competition. A contest Gilgamesh was surprised to have lost.

    Every woman he had desired before (other than Saber, he grimly reminded himself) he had managed to conquer. Conquer utterly, leaving them completely wrung out, yet wanting more, and completely submissive to his desires. Broken before his hyper-weapon.

    Arcueid, on the other hand, simply laughed after the 16th round... and the 42nd… and promptly laughed again after Gilgamesh couldn’t get it up after the 107th round. They both needed an unheard of 3 days to recover, but the friction burns healed pretty nicely now. And now that his head was clear, he wondered if some of the more… esoteric toys within the Gates of Babylon would be able to change the outcome of a possible future contest… In fact, there was one he was saving for Saber… but a King cannot lose! Not even to a Princess!

    Arcueid laughed, kissing him lightly on the lips before pulling on his arm. “You’ve got that look on your face, Gil. Still not over your first defeat?”

    Smiling, Gilgamesh pulled her closer before whispering into her ear: “I think it’s time for a rematch!”

    ==================== -][- ====================

    *Two days later, afternoon, Ahnenerbe*

    phantasmCarnivalShirouShiki.jpg

    Shirou Emiya, Shiki Tohno, Rin Tohsaka and Archer were sitting at Ahnenerbe’s, sipping tea. Archer pulled Rin off of his lap, before whispering in her ear.

    She nodded, and announced to the group: “I think we should watch this news report.”

    SkyTreeImg02.jpg

    “…Two days after customers of the Skytree restaurant reported hearing odd noises, an inspection team was sent to the top. On top of the tower, extensive damage has been caused to the framework of the Skytree, with impressions being left all over the…”

    *Camera Pans out, showing many impressions of a woman’s behind, a man’s face, the beast with two backs, and various other interesting configurations of the human form imprinted into the metal*

    Walking in, a certain man known as the Kaleidoscope muttered: "Leo's Universe MCXVII is certainly odd..."
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    Winning. Pure winning, man. 107th round XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeopardBear View Post
    fuck this, accepting 3 challenges

    come at me bros
    Feel free to throw a challenge my way as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixAct View Post
    Feel free to throw a challenge my way as well.
    Okay, if we're doing simultaneous work...

    You get Sola-ui/Iri - porn not required. Preferably post-war, don't spend a shitton of time trying to explain the entire circumstance.
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    Okay, I'd like to be challenged pretty soon, if you guys don't mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeopardBear View Post
    Okay, if we're doing simultaneous work...

    You get Sola-ui/Iri - porn not required. Preferably post-war, don't spend a shitton of time trying to explain the entire circumstance.
    Fair enough but it might take a day or two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixAct View Post
    Fair enough but it might take a day or two.
    Quality over quantity!
    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
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    And treat those two impostors just the same,

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