Random Thoughts Thread

[Deathhappens]

my mind is a fucking mess. i wish it would all just end

Just gotta keep trucking.
It ain't ever easy but it does get easier.

[Nanashi(kari)]

Character development is a overrated concept.

[WhiteFrenzy]

Character development is a overrated concept.

I for example, if I undergo more character development than this Imma become some The Incredibles villain.

[Laserman]

Character development is a overrated concept.

Definitely, it really is.

[SpoonyViking]

my mind is a fucking mess. i wish it would all just end

I'm sorry. Do you want to talk about it?

[Nikiri]

dassai 45 really has grape juice aroma

[Random]

I am like two paragraphs away from finishing the final draft of my dissertation, and yet I cannot seem to actually do it.

I think I've been using an oversized baguette for a sleeping bag or something, because all I feel is pain.

Update: okay its done i guess i can finally eat shit

[Spartacus]

for years I worked here, I finally got complimented of my clothing style by my boss

but here is the catch, today I mistook my shirt with my girlfriend's (they are the same color and have similar pattern)

so wearing a girl's clothes look better than my usual get-up :rofl:

[Deathhappens]

I mean if it's a shirt it just means a slimmer fit and/or lower neckline, so it's not like a big difference lol.

[Spartacus]

well yeah, but the shirt has that super low tail design thing (I dont know what it is called) that only found on girl's.

[Comun]

My room was hot as hell, which got me thinking "Yeah, that's what's summer is like in the Amazon.", but no, it was just my neighbour burning the leaves in his backyard.

[Random]

so wearing a girl's clothes look better than my usual get-up :rofl:

This is the beginning of a beautiful gag manga.

[Mattias]

There was that Tom Hanks sitcom in 1980 where he and a buddy crossdressed to get a cheap apartment.

[Deathhappens]

I can finally cross out "open bag full of dildos and assorted paraphernalia at the airport" off my bucket list.
Kinda sad I didn't get to use "the indefinite 'a dildo', never 'your dildo'" though.

[Petrikow]

Explain

[Deathhappens]

I work airport security.
Got called to search a bag for some liquids. Bag is owned by a couple of young women (probably very good friends, in hindsight). Once they see the bag pulled over, I hear one of them go "here we go" so I figure they probably realised they forgot something inside, happens all the time. I ask them to open the bag, I look inside, the usual clothing and a bunch of odds and ends. Start taking things out to find what I'm looking for, first thing I take out is a bright pink, ridged, obvious dildo. Say "sorry about that", put it back, girls are very understanding, find the liquid (some hand cream), toss it out, give the bag back and wish them a good flight.

Going by what I saw though, there must've been quite the variety in there.
EDIT: or did you mean the second part of my post?

[Petrikow]

You explained well enough, I think.

Must be a vocation with some interesting anecdotes.

[Nikiri]

are there other airport related things on your bucket list, fishrin

[Deathhappens]

I got to see some (local) celebs, check, but nobody I particularly considered interesting.

Got to see someone escorted out by police (he was blind fucking drunk, travelling with his wife and kid. When they asked her if she wanted to fly alone with the kid and leave her husband to take the next plane when he recovered consciousness, she said "if I leave him here he might not come back"). Check.

Dunno if I have anything else, but I tend to add stuff there retroactively (which probably defeats the point of a bucket list).

[Nikiri]

catch a smuggler