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    Quote Originally Posted by Deathhappens View Post
    No, but I'd like to. Sounds like a trip.

    Yo, try not to drink anything or you might ruin your device in anger/laughter.


    On another note, did you know you can't just buy a phone anymore? I didn't. Went looking today to replace my 5 year old phone, so I took a trip to the newly re-opened malls. I like my current plan and number so I wasn't looking to upgrade or switch providers or anything. I start at the kiosk of my provider. Guy spends 5-10 minutes with me narrowing down which phone I want. Settle on one that retails at 780$.

    "Okay, so we can give you that on the premium plan (20 dollars more a month over my current plan) for an additional 20$ a month for 20 months (800$ total, more than outright purchase), or my current plan at and extra 30$ a month for 30 months (900$)"

    "That's more than outright. Just sell it to me upfront"

    "We don't do that, we can only sell it with a plan"

    "But I have a plan with you already, I just want a new phone"

    "You need to take one of the 0 down plans"

    "But that's more than the phone is worth"

    "Those are the only options, sir."

    "Nevermind, I'll go somewhere else"

    Rinse and repeat at six different independent phone kiosks throughout the mall. I feel like I'm going crazy. No one wants to just make a 700 dollar sale, and every time they offer me a plan that adds up to more than the cost of the phone, always saying that I'm saving money by getting this deal. Am I the only one who can do this kind of math in my head? Do that many people take this kind of thing at face value when they tell you it?

    The real kicker though is once I get home I check Best Buy's website on a lark and it's there unlocked, 100 dollars cheaper, free delivery, arrival before the end of the week.
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    ^ And this sort of thing is why I don't own a (mobile) phone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mattias View Post
    Yo, try not to drink anything or you might ruin your device in anger/laughter.


    On another note, did you know you can't just buy a phone anymore? I didn't. Went looking today to replace my 5 year old phone, so I took a trip to the newly re-opened malls. I like my current plan and number so I wasn't looking to upgrade or switch providers or anything. I start at the kiosk of my provider. Guy spends 5-10 minutes with me narrowing down which phone I want. Settle on one that retails at 780$.

    "Okay, so we can give you that on the premium plan (20 dollars more a month over my current plan) for an additional 20$ a month for 20 months (800$ total, more than outright purchase), or my current plan at and extra 30$ a month for 30 months (900$)"

    "That's more than outright. Just sell it to me upfront"

    "We don't do that, we can only sell it with a plan"

    "But I have a plan with you already, I just want a new phone"

    "You need to take one of the 0 down plans"

    "But that's more than the phone is worth"

    "Those are the only options, sir."

    "Nevermind, I'll go somewhere else"

    Rinse and repeat at six different independent phone kiosks throughout the mall. I feel like I'm going crazy. No one wants to just make a 700 dollar sale, and every time they offer me a plan that adds up to more than the cost of the phone, always saying that I'm saving money by getting this deal. Am I the only one who can do this kind of math in my head? Do that many people take this kind of thing at face value when they tell you it?

    The real kicker though is once I get home I check Best Buy's website on a lark and it's there unlocked, 100 dollars cheaper, free delivery, arrival before the end of the week.
    That's crazy. My dad's gone all-in on e-bay so I've gotten my last couple phones through him (saves me a lot of hassle hitting up auctions myself), but that's the first I heard of retail refusing to just sell a phone outright- after all, a sale's a sale.

    But I guess some companies can't resist the prospect of hooking a sucker tomorrow instead.

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    Also, that script. Holy shit. That script. What the fuck.
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    I'm literally dying right now.

    Last edited by Skull; July 26th, 2021 at 03:16 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deathhappens View Post
    That's crazy. My dad's gone all-in on e-bay so I've gotten my last couple phones through him (saves me a lot of hassle hitting up auctions myself), but that's the first I heard of retail refusing to just sell a phone outright- after all, a sale's a sale.

    But I guess some companies can't resist the prospect of hooking a sucker tomorrow instead.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Also, that script. Holy shit. That script. What the fuck.
    Did you catch the line about in the last (or was it next) draft of the script Tetsuo was renamed Travis? It's why I laughed so hard at GitS 2017 and Major Mira Killian.
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    I avoided everything to do with the travesty that was live action GITS so I didn't even know they changed the Major's name. Not that it surprises me...
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    It's like with centaur girls, you're fucking a horse. Sure the human part is the one that moans but your dick is in the horse, no way around it.
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    boytoy angst > fulfilling life of misanthropic extremist environmentalism
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    ladies, he's single
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    Yeah, but that's because he's got more issues than National Geographic.
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    You can rage, but there is no waifu communism.

    You are not getting government-handout waifus.


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    It was one of those movies that wants to have the iconic moments from the source material in it, but doesn't want to actually follow the original story so if you've seen it things seem disjointed. But according to my buddy I saw it with, if you know nothing about the source it's a 6/10, forgettable but enjoyable in the moment movie.
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    Well, that's how these tend to go. Buddy who watched Edge of Tomorrow in cinemas had a good time,when I saw it on TV I was basically vibrating with hate the whole time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    It's like with centaur girls, you're fucking a horse. Sure the human part is the one that moans but your dick is in the horse, no way around it.
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    boytoy angst > fulfilling life of misanthropic extremist environmentalism
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    ladies, he's single
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    Yeah, but that's because he's got more issues than National Geographic.
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    You can rage, but there is no waifu communism.

    You are not getting government-handout waifus.


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    Even having read the manga, I still enjoyed that movie. Does it go for an obvious third act Hollywood happy ending rather the OG downer? Sure. But not to the extent that I'd dismiss everything that came before it.
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    I hated the entire thing from Tom Cruise on down, but to each their own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    It's like with centaur girls, you're fucking a horse. Sure the human part is the one that moans but your dick is in the horse, no way around it.
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    boytoy angst > fulfilling life of misanthropic extremist environmentalism
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    ladies, he's single
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    Yeah, but that's because he's got more issues than National Geographic.
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    You can rage, but there is no waifu communism.

    You are not getting government-handout waifus.


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    what the fuck chris-chan

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    Quote Originally Posted by weeblord View Post
    what the fuck chris-chan
    No Seriously, Who the fuck is Chris-Chan? I've heard the name but have nothing to tie it to, other than this apparent incest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mattias View Post
    No Seriously, Who the fuck is Chris-Chan? I've heard the name but have nothing to tie it to, other than this apparent incest.
    Long time internet punching bag. A severely autistic person who created Sonichu, a sonic + pikachu hybrid and drew weird childish poor quality comics about it and uploaded em on the internet. walked around with a huge homemade sonichu necklace. This caught the eye of somethingawful and 4chan in the early-mid 00s i believe, and they started harassing chris-chan in the hopes of getting funny reactions. Besides Sonichu, getting a girlfriend and having sex with her was also one of chris-chans obssessions (called it ”lovequest”).

    This is what I knew, havent heard of chris-chan in… probably close to 10 years, maybe more. And now couple days ago i hear that Chris-chans been raping his completely demented mother every 3 days and thinks theyre in a loving relationship.

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    Thanks. I think. I don't know if context helps or hurts in this case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by weeblord View Post
    Long time internet punching bag. A severely autistic person who created Sonichu, a sonic + pikachu hybrid and drew weird childish poor quality comics about it and uploaded em on the internet. walked around with a huge homemade sonichu necklace. This caught the eye of somethingawful and 4chan in the early-mid 00s i believe, and they started harassing chris-chan in the hopes of getting funny reactions. Besides Sonichu, getting a girlfriend and having sex with her was also one of chris-chans obssessions (called it ”lovequest”).

    This is what I knew, havent heard of chris-chan in… probably close to 10 years, maybe more. And now couple days ago i hear that Chris-chans been raping his completely demented mother every 3 days and thinks theyre in a loving relationship.
    I was surprised to hear that name again too, but holy shit it came out in the worst possible way.
    Last edited by Deathhappens; August 5th, 2021 at 07:59 AM.
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    boytoy angst > fulfilling life of misanthropic extremist environmentalism
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    Yeah, but that's because he's got more issues than National Geographic.
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    Anyone else ever wonder why the TM Musou games are based around the Extra timeline, and aren't instead Vampire Hunters cleaning out infected villages? I'd love an action game where Sion is traveling around to vampire villages trying to find her cure, along with her Stand/GhostBFF Ries.


    At least a reason beyond milking that Fate cash cow.
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