Ask I - THERE IS ONLY IRUN HERE, YOU MERE PLEBS

[Kelnish]

Dear I,

What proportion of 'questions' in this thread have ever actually been question anyway?
Also, what if mAc and I set up a rival thread about asking admins things? Other than us obviously being far superior, "Ask S&M" is a much cooler title.

S

This but unironically

[Criarino]

Dear anyone,

I know this post is long since dead, but I need to ask something:
HOW THE HELL I GET MY PENIS OUT FROM THE TOASTER??
No questions, please help me.

pleading,
Criarino de Parros