Latter. I want to know what it was like to live back then.
Cup noodles or burgers?
Latter. I want to know what it was like to live back then.
Cup noodles or burgers?
Out of beer.
Burgers, because I'm an Ameriburger.
Being slapped on your sunburn or being kicked in the nads?
I never get sunburn, so i have no clue how it feels. Might be an interesting experience, so i take that.
a loli with access to hydrogenic bombs or a muscly man with access to bubble gum?
sunburn.
loli.
couples with alliterative names, or couples with rhyming names?
alliterative names. rhyming names are too annoying.
gravity magic or time magic?
I would totally chill with Grandpa kitty.
Button down shit or t-shirt.
Spoilered for your convenience
Button down shirt that's left unbuttoned
Black and Yellow or Green and Silver?
single hit.
beeing killed by your beloved or beeing spared by your rival?
Single hit.
travel.
swooshing sounds or exploding jesus light?
Spared by my rival, so I can show him I'll reach a point where he won't have to repeat that again.The sniping begins once again...
I make more swooshing sounds than I care about blinding explosions.
Find out you're a cyborg or find out you're an alien?
Swooshing sounds.
Cyborg, so I can make upgrades to my dong
You are already Wed, or You are already Fed?
Fed. That'd be so hilarious and jarring at the same time.
Sea lions or Otters?
FUCKING OTTERS YO
Bitch or Yo?
Yo dawg wassup in the hood my homie gee unit.
Bill Nye because he is the science guy BILL BILL BILL BILL.
Cement shoes or crimson necktie?
Crimson necktie. less excruciating pain.
Punting babies or kicking kittens?
Punting babies, so I can be like Liu Bei.
Shu or Wu?