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    Quote Originally Posted by Kotonoha View Post
    What, they confined you to the school for lunch break because one guy cut class?

    At my high school it was like "okay it's lunch now, go wherever and then come back in an hour".
    Dude was an epic jackass, though. She caught him, and he tried to bullshit her with some super obvious bullshit.

    Really, the reason they stopped letting us out was that they were afraid we wouldn't come back...

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    half a mile in 2 minutes isn't that fast
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyokushi View Post
    half a mile in 2 minutes isn't that fast
    Fast enough.
    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyokushi View Post
    I hate all of you

    One of the reasons I kept up parkour my senior year was so I could get to class faster when lunch ended.

    I managed to consistently run across the entire freaking school(bought a half mile, it's really long though not very wide) past buildings and obstacles and people and shit in under 2 minutes.
    In my school you get Detention for that.

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    In my school, the campus security rode golf-karts and couldn't keep up with us roof-hopping, they never found out who we were lol
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyokushi View Post
    half a mile in 2 minutes isn't that fast
    It is if you keep up the pace for the next half of the mile. Really, really fast in fact. Like, 15 seconds slower than the all-time world record fast.

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