Putting a yuri spin on this is easy. Rin is so tsundere with Luvia because while she has stacks of money, she realizes that Luvia will never be in a position to take a loan from her. Loans are her way of showing love, but Luvia's money blocks that love. Tragic.
"Fate/stay night: not really an eroge, and not really a cooking sim, but actually an RPG wherein everyone’s primary stat is “self-loathing” and the goal is to level it up beyond all the other characters."
Cue Rin frantically searching for some legal loophole that makes taking a loan from Rin an attractive prospect or engineering some fiendish scenario to make Luvia in need of money so that Rin can sidle up to her side and offer her loan....Originally Posted by Altima of the Gates
Unfortunately, Luvia's way of showing affection is, "SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY! Doyoulovemenow?" And so neither of them figure out what the other is trying to do.
Rin is a magpie, Luvia is a peacock.
That's all, folks!
.....Do they bond over highly expensive sex toys?
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You know, I was going to stare disappointedly, but then I remembered how Tokiomi used complex jewel magic to do something modern technology could already do fairly easily.
Then I started imagining dildos made of gemstones.
That just sounds profoundly uncomfortable. And yet I'm still thinking to myself, "How could this work and not be the most uncomfortable probing experience ever? Gem powdered motors with enchanted rubber casings?"
It's moments like this that put into perspective how BL has warped me. I used to be such an innocent young lahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
So. Gem magic powered dildos. That's now a thing in my head. As is Luvia's glass case full of her old secret projects, dropping hints that she might lend a few to Rin or show her the inner workings.
And now it either ends in Rin blushing, them fighting, or them fighting and screwing each other senseless.
That's all, folks!
Truly, a conceptual weapon.
You know there are crystal dildos you can buy right?
It's really no different than a glass dildo.
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Forest is a vampire who's a bit too good for her own good and doesn't know when to leave things alone. Armed with a ridiculously large hand gun, martial arts skills, a bitching pony car, and a love for pop culture she fights the forces of evil. Urban Fantasy 80's Style.
No actually, I never considered that they really exist. It's never really come up.
Although in retrospect I'm not surprised at all.
That's all, folks!
actually there are ancient crystal penises that exhibit similar properties to the crystal skulls
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First off: Does that mean that there's thirteen guys all sharing the same penis?
Second: Stupid Indianna Jones reference made me laugh.
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I would fund this if I had money to throw around. Maybe I should take a loan...
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I'll take a crack at it if no-one else wants to.
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....please tell me you don't think the crystal skulls were invented for Indiana Jones, they were actual artifacts
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incorrect, female Peacocks are very plain looking, the male ones are flamboyant
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^Luvia is a tranny, then.
Luvia bails Rin out of her low income situation. Luvia now owns Rin.
Easy.
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Rin is epithome of First World problems, she's rich because of that mansion alone.
Real estate isn't liquid.
I think I read something about Rin and Sakura being Luvia's slave girls or something once. I remember being uncomfortable while reading it.
Last edited by kay4today; October 30th, 2013 at 01:21 PM.
that should have played out like django unchained
[04:55] Lianru: i3uster is actuallly quite cute
^^^She can sell some antique furniture.
Sakura's property is more or less intact right? No Kotomine to squander it.
Sale value: smells like 200 year old man. Basement of questionable provenance. Terrible room lighting. Unlivable.
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