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    The Bohemian Rhap-Shiki

    Not so much a fanfic as it is just a parody of 'The Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen. Wrote it a little while ago, so thought I'd link it here.

    Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Got these mystic eyes
    Make me question morality.
    Tired of the lies
    Look up to the skies and see.
    I'm just a Tohno boy
    I need no sympathy.
    Because Arcueid comes,
    Ciel goes.
    Blue Blue
    Glass Moon
    Under the Crimson Air.
    Nothing really matters to me...
    To me...

    Sensei...
    Killed a woman...
    Put my knife against her head.
    Cut all her lines now she's dead.
    Sensei, her life should now be gone...
    But now she's gone and come back anyways.
    Sensei! Oooooh! Didnt mean to make her die. If we're not done our pact this time tomorrow! Carry on... Carry on...
    As if Nothing really matters...

    Too late...
    My time has come.
    Sends shivers through my brain.
    SHIKI's causing me great pain.
    Goodbye, Arihiko, and Sacchin too. Gotta leave and fight the foe I once had knew.
    Sensei! Ooooooh! (Under the Crimson Air)
    I don't wanna die!
    I sometimes wish I'd never seen her at all!
    <guitar solo>
    I see a little point of death on a man
    NANAYA! NANAYA! Will you take off your glasses?
    Roa and TATARI
    Very very frightening me!
    (Dead Apostle!) Dead Apostle.
    (Dead Apostle!) Dead Apostle.
    Dead Apostle Ancestor.
    Chaos NerOOOoooOOOooo.
    I'm just a Tohno boy
    5 women love me
    HE'S JUST A TOHNO BOY
    FROM THE TOHNO FAMILY
    SPARE HIM HIS LIFE
    FROM THEIR SADISTIC TENDACIES
    Hisui, Kohaku, will you let me go?
    ARCUEID! NO, we will not let you!
    (Let him go!)
    ARCUEID! We will not let you go!
    (Let him go!)
    ARCUEID! We will not let you go!
    (Let me go!)
    Will not let you go! (Let me go!)
    Will not let you go! (Let me go!)
    NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
    (Oh my Akiha, my Akiha.)
    MY AKIHA LET ME GO!
    CIEL-SENPAI HAS A BOWL OF CURRY SET FOR ME!
    FOR ME!
    FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    <awesome guitar solo>
    <head banging>
    Tohno SHIKI:
    So you think you can stop me and my Mystic Eyes?!
    So you think you can force me to stay locked up inside!
    Ohhhh Nee-San.
    Can't do this to me Nee-San.
    Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here!
    <Nanaya kills him, he is dying>
    Nothing really matters, you and I can see.
    Nothing really matters...
    Nothing really matters...
    To me...
    ...
    Under the Crimson Air...

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    This is the most glorious thing I have read today. Thanks for that.
    I'm not famous. My conscience is.

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