View Poll Results: Which Apocrypha character would make the best Disney Princess Protagonist if Disney did make an adap

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  • Mordred (Moedred)

    5 9.09%
  • Jeanne (Busty Saber-clone mk. 2)

    11 20.00%
  • Atalanta (obligatory pettanko catgirl)

    5 9.09%
  • Astolfo (Marriage material)

    18 32.73%
  • Semiramis (fabulous airship pilot)

    1 1.82%
  • Fiore (genderbent Doc Oc that likes Ponies)

    2 3.64%
  • Celenike (she's good with a whip)

    1 1.82%
  • Reika (the only pure waifu)

    1 1.82%
  • Franken-moe (a brave little toaster; kawaii uguu~)

    8 14.55%
  • Jackie (pandering)

    3 5.45%
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    Oh, so in the original it was Eddie Murphy? In the german version, he was voiced by Otto Waalkes, a pretty famous local comedian from ostfriesland (a small german island). He catched it well with some of his own style though.

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    Cat-ish ears....hair..or whatever.

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    Voted Franken-moe for similar reasons to Dezo.
    It's a bit hilarious that people are voting Astolfo.
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    Voting on my waifu, Moedred, just because I can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mattias View Post
    I said Jeanne, because I'm surprised that Disney hasn't already done it. And for a lead man, just use sane Gilles, and have him save her from burning at the last minute and flee the country to raise children somewhere. There, Disney ending.


    and kinda disturbing to anyone who knows the actual story.
    I want the actual story because, aside from the modern audience being more cynical and smarter than in the 90s, it would a little disrespect for the French people and the devout Roman Catholics to give it the traditional Disney ending.

    It also could break that stereotype that all girls need to do is to act like Disney Princesses to have a happy ending.



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    Disney does not NECESSARILY shy away from bad ends; when i was a kid, i had a VHS with Disney's version of Sleepy Hollow, and it ended with the mainchar losing his head and never beeing seen again, and the randim douchebag guy getting the girl.

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    Astolfo is the only possible choice.

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    He's good, but not my waifu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Break View Post
    Disney does not NECESSARILY shy away from bad ends; when i was a kid, i had a VHS with Disney's version of Sleepy Hollow, and it ended with the mainchar losing his head and never beeing seen again, and the randim douchebag guy getting the girl.
    And that's why no one remembers it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Break View Post
    Disney does not NECESSARILY shy away from bad ends; when i was a kid, i had a VHS with Disney's version of Sleepy Hollow, and it ended with the mainchar losing his head and never beeing seen again, and the randim douchebag guy getting the girl.
    Well, good, because I want the original story. I prefer to it against the old sugary stuff that Disney used to pump out.



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    Well, even some Disney movies that do have good ends have some pretty dark stuff. I cried whenever Mufasa died. Or whenever I watched Dumbo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpaceCaptainKatsura View Post
    Well, even some Disney movies that do have good ends have some pretty dark stuff. I cried whenever Mufasa died. Or whenever I watched Dumbo.
    I also like those dramatic moments, it sorta makes the good ending satisfying. What I am referring to is some of the morals that they blurt out.



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Geek View Post
    And that's why no one remembers it.
    I liked it.

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    Astolfo excels in both beauty and character, and also has a great bonus feature nobody else among those except maybe Mordred possesses. That and pink hair make him very refreshing Disney princess.
    Fiore is close second.
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    Finally, a thread I can safely post on someone's facebook wall.

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    >Astolfo
    >Marriage Material
    My good sir with impeccable taste
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    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
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    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
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    Are you guys implying that a young girl burning to death is not a happy ending?

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    This thread is reminding me why Beast's Lair is the best forum.

    also, lol no one likes Celenike. Guess we know who's the evil stepmother. Surprisingly accurate actually...
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    Why is my Waifu not in this poll

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    ^Karna?

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