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  1. February 13th, 2014, 05:57 AM #21
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    I'm tempted to say Ciel, but I'll give to Bridgeburner that waiting sometimes is good, and I'm also intrigued with the sad part, so...

    Yep, let's go with 6, this time.

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    She's obviously Rin.
    Keep that raping beast away from ntring one of Shirou's girls!

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    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
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    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
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  2. February 13th, 2014, 06:00 AM #22
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    Only if you keep the ginger from jackhammering the blondie's Marble Phantasms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    Only if you keep the ginger from jackhammering the blondie's Marble Phantasms.
    Sure, why not?

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    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
    Archer: "What? But Archers are all insanely OP, it's like a rule or something, why would you think Sabers were better?"
    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
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  4. February 13th, 2014, 06:42 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ergast View Post
    Keep that raping beast away from ntring one of Shirou's girls!
    What's wrong with Rin adding Shiki to her harem along with Seiba and Shirou and such?
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    two drinks and an aphrodisiac away from assaulting an appropriately shaped piece of furniture?
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  5. February 13th, 2014, 06:44 AM #25
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    Why is there no male redhead on this list?
    Oh well.

    I choose number six.
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  6. February 13th, 2014, 06:47 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgeburner90 View Post
    No cooking recipe gets better by randomly adding ingredients.

    First that says otherwise gets my culinary scorn.
    If you randomly add ingredients to a lethal dose of poison you might dilute it into being nonlethal.
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  7. February 13th, 2014, 08:24 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningphoenix View Post
    What's wrong with Rin adding Shiki to her harem along with Seiba and Shirou and such?
    Mmm... let me change my sentence then.

    Keep that raping beast away from Rin's harem!

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    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
    Archer: "What? But Archers are all insanely OP, it's like a rule or something, why would you think Sabers were better?"
    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
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  8. February 13th, 2014, 11:36 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgeburner90 View Post
    Harem is shit, real men and women have OT3.
    OTO > OT3
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  9. February 13th, 2014, 12:18 PM #29
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    7.Spend the day in his room with those magazines Arihiko gave hhim.
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  10. February 13th, 2014, 02:04 PM #30
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    8. Use a Nanaya secret technique to have genderbent sex with Arcueid. Arcueid has her own genderbending techniques for herself
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    And with that I'm declaring Voting closed for the moment.

    Ciel: 3
    Akiha: 3
    Hisui: 5
    Kohaku: 0
    Some other girl: 6

    It looked like Hisui was going to win, then Miss Hobo ended up getting a rush of support!

    Nobody voted for Kohaku, poor thing ;_;
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    I have this odd aversion to smut with Kohaku which happened in the middle of writing smut with Kohaku, in that I feel like anything other than purely tasteful, romantic material is bad. Not that I doubt you could write tasteful, romantic material, but my brain can't slip her into a PWP mode for some reason.
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    Can't it be romantic smut?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    Only if you keep the ginger from jackhammering the blondie's Marble Phantasms.
    I would read this though. Seriously, Shirou and Arc could have the potential to be super cute.

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    Can't it be romantic smut?
    Romantic smut is always of the good.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Elf View Post
    I would read this though. Seriously, Shirou and Arc could have the potential to be super cute.
    &:arcueid:: "Our (kinda) predecessors were mortal enemies, but we get along well enough to share some of our harem members."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elf View Post
    I would read this though. Seriously, Shirou and Arc could have the potential to be super cute.
    I feel obliged to tell you that I liked that dead fic of yours with exactly this pairing.

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    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
    Archer: "What? But Archers are all insanely OP, it's like a rule or something, why would you think Sabers were better?"
    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ergast View Post
    I feel obliged to tell you that I liked that dead fic of yours with exactly this pairing.
    Wasn't that the one set in the US with one rescuing the other from some monster/mages in a warehouse?
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    I think so, yes.

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    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
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    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ergast View Post
    I feel obliged to tell you that I liked that dead fic of yours with exactly this pairing.
    What dead fic? The only ones I know of are the ones about Archer and co.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningphoenix View Post
    &:arcueid:: "Our (kinda) predecessors were mortal enemies, but we get along well enough to share some of our harem members."
    More like Rin would take one look at Arc go :3 and then integrate her into her harem.

    You know, I really liked it too. Just to do it properly it would be so fucking long . . .



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