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    BL Diplomacy V4: Woodrow Wilson Memorial Thread

    Pardon me?

    Let's, together, play Diplomacy, a Pretty Good board game where you take control of the great powers of the Great War and gain victory via lying to each other. It's really fun and the previous times we did this almost everyone had a great time. Just don't take it personally.

    Why?

    Diplomacy has no random chance. All units have the same strength and have to work together to advance - but since nobody starts with a clear military advantage, you have to make alliances with your fellow players to make progress. And make alliances behind your allies' backs. Play mind games. It is very fun.

    The Rules

    A PDF copy of the rules is here.

    But here's a condensed version. Your goal is to take control of 18 supply centers - the territories with the black circles. Taking control of one allows you to build a unit, and loosing one will force you to delete a unit. You may have as many units as you have supply centers.
    There are two kinds of units: armies and fleets. Armies can move on all land spaces, while fleets can move on water and coastal spaces.

    You can order your units to move to another province, support a unit's move, hold their position, support a unit holding, or order a fleet to convoy an army across water.

    There are five phases in the game:

    Spring moves: Units are given orders
    Spring retreats: Units that have been forced out of their region may retreat or disband
    Fall moves: Same as Spring moves
    Fall retreats: Same as Spring retreats
    Builds: You may build or disband units, depending on whether you gained or lost supply centers.

    If you're unsure of what might happen if you make a move, you can get jDip, an application that allows you to test moves and tactics. (This is what I actually use to keep track of the game and if it works in here it's legit.) If you want to brush up on some strategy, there's a pretty big article source http://www.diplomacy-archive.com/resources/strategy.htm]here.

    The Map



    Light gray spaces are impassable. Note that for jDip and referring to the rulebook map, this is slightly changed from the original map. Italy's provinces have been moved slightly to give her more options and generally make the game more fun.


    Wanna play

    Great! Post your preference for a country in the thread. First come, first served, although if you have experience with the game please take a trickier country. Note that even though Diplomacy is a game about writing and talking to other people, it does have to be kept going rather fast to be fun. Each phase you have 48 hours to talk to everyone and submit moves. If you don't feel you can check for new messages frequently enough to be an active player, consider not joining. Game death due to untalkative players is annoying.

    Players:

    England: Polly
    France: Lianru
    Germany: Katie
    Austria: Ratman
    Italy: Bridgeburner
    Turkey: Five
    Russia: Siriel
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    again? D:
    uguu so tempting
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    [15:09] <KnightTurtle> "I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE BEAUTY OF MATH. MATH IS MY SOUL AND BLOOD, MY PASSION. MATH IS WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD RIGHT. I WILL ON FOR THE BEAUTY OF NUMBER CRUNCHING, THE MIND NUMBING ABILITY OF CALCULUS, THE SOUL OF THE BARE BASICS OF ARITHMETIC"
    [21:21] <+EnigmaticFellow> we derive fun from integration

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    It's been a while and we have lots of new fun people who could be interested.

    Alas, Mike will not be with us. I think we can bear with it.
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    This is incredibly leo.

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    The last two I joined BOTH DIED ;_; are you going to keep this one running until the end?
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    [15:09] <KnightTurtle> "I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE BEAUTY OF MATH. MATH IS MY SOUL AND BLOOD, MY PASSION. MATH IS WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD RIGHT. I WILL ON FOR THE BEAUTY OF NUMBER CRUNCHING, THE MIND NUMBING ABILITY OF CALCULUS, THE SOUL OF THE BARE BASICS OF ARITHMETIC"
    [21:21] <+EnigmaticFellow> we derive fun from integration

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    I'd play it with you, Natalia, but you're 2qt3,14 to oppose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratman View Post
    I'd play it with you, Natalia, but you're 2qt3,14 to oppose
    It's ok, I'm just running the moves.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lianru View Post
    The last two I joined BOTH DIED ;_; are you going to keep this one running until the end?
    They're incredibly easy to run, it's people submitting orders that's the killer.
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    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    You have to be annoying and bug them more. D:
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    [15:09] <KnightTurtle> "I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE BEAUTY OF MATH. MATH IS MY SOUL AND BLOOD, MY PASSION. MATH IS WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD RIGHT. I WILL ON FOR THE BEAUTY OF NUMBER CRUNCHING, THE MIND NUMBING ABILITY OF CALCULUS, THE SOUL OF THE BARE BASICS OF ARITHMETIC"
    [21:21] <+EnigmaticFellow> we derive fun from integration

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    Okay then.
    I assume the way this works is that players talk via PM and then announce their movement to you, via PM, before a certain deadline, like midnight?

    I can take any country. Except Italy. Fuck Italy.
    If I could choose, Austria would be prefferable, but if an actual Austrian wants it, I can take anything else.
    Last edited by Ratman; March 19th, 2014 at 04:53 PM.

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    Yeah.

    Although I liked the concept of public-only posts in the one game that I didn't participate in lol.
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    [15:09] <KnightTurtle> "I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE BEAUTY OF MATH. MATH IS MY SOUL AND BLOOD, MY PASSION. MATH IS WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD RIGHT. I WILL ON FOR THE BEAUTY OF NUMBER CRUNCHING, THE MIND NUMBING ABILITY OF CALCULUS, THE SOUL OF THE BARE BASICS OF ARITHMETIC"
    [21:21] <+EnigmaticFellow> we derive fun from integration

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratman View Post
    Okay then.
    I assume the way this works is that players talk via PM and then announce their movement before a certain deadline, like midnight?
    Moves are PMed to me and then I put them all up, yep.
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    Hey guys remember that time everyone thought I was a military genius?

    I think I need to prove you guys wrong.

    (sign me up for anything)

    edit: fuck that all hail the third reich despite being 20 years early

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    It's funny because Hitler got really amazingly lucky a good few times and got pretty far.
    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    Are you implying I'm Hitler?

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    Well, are you Bismarck?
    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    Yes.

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    WHY IS THE RUHR NOT A SUPPLY POINT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katie View Post
    Hey guys remember that time everyone thought I was a military genius?

    I think I need to prove you guys wrong.
    LOL I remember that KT
    derpiest france

    Sign me up for derpiest france

    edit: btw leo your link for strategy is messed up, you have a random bracket instead of an l.
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    [15:09] <KnightTurtle> "I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE BEAUTY OF MATH. MATH IS MY SOUL AND BLOOD, MY PASSION. MATH IS WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD RIGHT. I WILL ON FOR THE BEAUTY OF NUMBER CRUNCHING, THE MIND NUMBING ABILITY OF CALCULUS, THE SOUL OF THE BARE BASICS OF ARITHMETIC"
    [21:21] <+EnigmaticFellow> we derive fun from integration

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    Katie is here to make all of you feel like slobbering, mouth breathing lowlives.

    do me proud, son

    and then update notes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Katie View Post
    Yes.
    Heh, heh.

    Quote Originally Posted by Petrikow View Post
    WHY IS THE RUHR NOT A SUPPLY POINT
    ~Game balance~
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