Normally, I'm not bothered by such things and find people who get offended by such things stupid, but damn it all, today I will join in this stupidity as this ongoing situation really does grind my gears. Because he's doing it constantly, all the time, at every chance he gets. Like he's out for someones head with this foolery, like a precision sniper or something. This is in your best interest Hen_Ichi, as your behaviour has warped my opinion of you in a rather unpleasant way. Every time you use this word I fail to take you serious and see you as nothing more than a hillbilly monkey clown from the backwaters. And I don't want to have such an opinion of people, because it makes me feel dirty, and I don't want to feel dirty.
For the future, if you want to use "wry", use it the correct way, as intended by the gods who invented the english language:
Thanks for listening.
If you won't better your ways, this will happen to you: