Beast's Lair History

[Renko]

CV's playing the long game with this Renko account.

I can only laugh at the irony of things.

Please stop. That joke is getting old.

[Janx]

I've never been accused of being anybody.

Am I doing something wrong? These forums seem rather friendly, I feel like I should have stopped lurking ages ago.

[Renko]

I've never been accused of being anybody.

Am I doing something wrong? These forums seem rather friendly, I feel like I should have stopped lurking ages ago.

Nope.

You're actually doing great! Here's a cookie. :3

[Janx]

Nope.

You're actually doing great! Here's a cookie. :3

Awww thanks! I was actually feeling like a snack. <3

Mike seems to be pretty infamous around here, I've never heard of this CV guy till now.

[GhostDIGIT]

Crying Vegeta was his name, creating sock puppets was his game.

[Janx]

Crying Vegeta was his name, creating sock puppets was his game.

Well, at least I can read the initials without my mind going to horrible places.

[GhostDIGIT]

What exactly were you thinking it was?

[Renko]

Maybe something lewd......

[Spinach]

I can only laugh at the irony of things.

Please stop. That joke is getting old.

"Joke"

Haha yeah it's a funny joke isn't it, Ste- I mean, Renko?

[Elthanes]

Well, at least I can read the initials without my mind going to horrible places.

My first association for CV would be Curriculum Vitae

[Hawkeye]

My first association for CV would be Curriculum Vitae

I'm not alone. TuT

[I3uster]

Oh well I won't deny that lol, but he's learned not to get quite so angry nowadays at least a little bit.

i see you dont talk to him on skype

[Seika]

Well, at least I can read the initials without my mind going to horrible places.

I don't know what you're thinking of, so I'm going to make something awful up.
...
Child Vore.

You disgusting pervert, stop thinking about filth like that.

[Christemo]

Yes, Mike is not bad when he has some semblance of control and power over a situation.

The irony should hopefully not be lost.

it should also come to the surprise of no one that this super anarchist is literally twice as incompetent as the more incompetent members of our staff when it comes to moderation on his own forum.

I'll cite the time he removed the other admin from her position because something Mike had done had made another staff member quit and that was apparently her fault as my proof. Despite previously making claims that he would not participate in any staff actions himself.

[Hawkeye]

Realtalk: I think what makes Mike clash so badly with everyone else is the core of his personality and beliefs, the whole "private property is the devil" stuff, he always said that without private property people would get along perfectly, as if greedy people would magically disappear in a world without capitalism... the world and human nature he envisions is pretty darn different from most people's. I feel I can't dislike him because I honestly can't even understand the core of his beliefs.

...And then there's the absolute fanboyism, as seen in any instance of Rin and Shirou hypothetically having their own lives without finding out about Sakura's situation, or just pretty much anything regarding Tokiomi's decision to give Sakura to the Matous.

Wow, hmmm, well just for the record, I'm a socialist leaning towards communism. I don't think private property is bad, at least not in the general sense, but Marx might've had a point towards proprties that turn a profit.

As for the other stuff, I might just write something on that...

[eddyak]

I don't know what you're thinking of, so I'm going to make something awful up.
...
Child Vore.

You disgusting pervert, stop thinking about filth like that.

Vore isn't necessarily sexual.

You pervert.

Some guy so annoying he got kicked out... You folks still tolerate Christemo, so Mike must've really been bad.

He only actually lasted so long because one of the mods was his friend.

Lord knows why. I lost all patience with him the first time he turned on me while I was trying to help him, and he'd done that to Altima at least a dozen times.

[Christemo]

He only actually lasted so long because one of the mods was his friend.

Actually 2 and that the staff as a whole at the time were literally made of indecisiveness.

[eddyak]

The forum had stagnated, turnover was required.

And with the first banning, the floodgates opened.

[Mcjon01]

Oh. Wooooow.

Huh, it's basic sex ed up to about halfway. This makes it actually a useful read for some people even if don't plan on writing erotica.

OK, here's my tip I didn't see: if you carry condoms around in your wallet/purse, remember to change them out every few months. Condoms have an expiration date (of a few years, but safe > sorry), and their durability can break down for other reasons too like heat (of being in your pocket). Also CHECK the thing before you use it!

Once I dreamed I kissed a girl and it was far enough removed from my reality that it was enough to make me realize I was dreaming right away and snap me into a lucid dream.

Walking around with a condom in my pocket all the time would make me feel pretty silly.

[Break]

I dont get people that are into vore. Euphemisms aside, whats so hot about beeing eaten?