Yeah I just don't see it.
I don't get the problem with a game built on repetition adding new things gradually so that it stays fresh throughout dozens of runs.
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And maybe you're using hyperbole to get your point across and it just went over my head, but even if the first run win is not possible for most of the playerbase, you definitely don't need as many as you're implying.
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I personally cleared it for the first time on my 34th but I'm terrible at video games.