We're gonna have so much winning, you're gonna get tired of winning.
We're gonna have so much winning, you're gonna get tired of winning.
Originally Posted by asterism42
What happened?
Ragnarok, come day of wrath
That fallen souls might bear our plea.
To hasten the Divine's return.
O piteous Wanderer.
Oh, the primary happened I guess, how's it looking?
Cruz 28 Trump 25 77% reporting.
Cruz won, Trump second, with Rubio coming out of nowhere with a close third, or even second when the counting is over.
He never sleeps. He never dies.
Battle doesn't need a purpose; the battle is its own purpose. You don't ask why a plague spreads or a field burns. Don't ask why I fight.
It's ogre put Trump's head on a spike
Just wait until his response.
He never sleeps. He never dies.
Battle doesn't need a purpose; the battle is its own purpose. You don't ask why a plague spreads or a field burns. Don't ask why I fight.
Pretty impressive for Trump considering how little he campaigned in Iowa compared to Cruz.
trump is a bad meme
looks like clinton has it.
I've been watching it on CNN and it looks too close to call right now?
I was watching the rolling updates and clinton was up by nearly a percentage point and 7 delegates with nearly 95% reporting, however, in the last minute bernie closed by a good half. still on the outside looking in, but it looks a lot more doable, if you ignore the fact he has already lost in delegates possible.
A great achievement for the literal Empress of America Hil Dawg Clinton, to beat a socialist old enough to be her grandfather by margin of error
scarcasm not directed
really more of a sign that media attention non withstanding, bernie in not, and never was really a credible threat. Iowa is one of his friendliest states due to its demographics. if he cant win by a comfortable margin in that kind of environment he doesn't have a prayer in some of the more divided states
In the end it's going to come down to whether people think Larry David as Bernie is funnier than Kate McKinnon as Hillary, since we all know Lorne is the one that really chooses the nominees. The primary campaign is just a smokescreen to generate sketch material.
xdHow close is the Democratic race? Clinton leads right now, 603-600. Yahoo Newsis reporting that in at least two precincts, when voters deadlocked, officials had to resort to the designated tie-breaker method—a coin flip. Hillary Clinton won both tosses. The delegate shares in which the results are reported are complicated, but it's entirely plausible that if those two coin flips had been won by Bernie Sanders, he’d have a 602-601 lead right now.
I honestly think the opposite. Part of the reason Obama beat Clinton as time went on was because her early "I'm totally the only viable nominee and everyone knows its inevitable that I'll get it" vibe got shot down when Obama started to win or divide things. People started to question if she could really win if she couldn't pull ahead with a clear victory. The same thing could easily happen here, with people seeing how close they are and starting to go, oh, crap, she's not a lock, maybe we need to reconsider this.
Localizationing stuff
I would feel so bad for Clinton if that happened again.
Though abandoned, forgotten, and scorned as out-of-date dolls, they continue to carry out their mission, unchanged from the time they were designed.
Machines do not lose their worth when a newer model appears.
Their worth (life) ends when humans can no longer bear that purity.
Crocodile tears.
Brought low by her own fatal flaw of weapons grade smug
Truly, a tragedy that would make even Shakespeare quake.
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