You don't need to watch, just note what it is
You don't need to watch, just note what it is
I♥BooBies
Originally Posted by Techlology
I got a phone call from my friend, let's call him Ronnie, just now. It somehow reminded me of my attempt to introduce him to Fate/Stay Night a few months ago.
It went like this iirc:
Ronnie: (entering my room without permission) Hey, Havoc, nice room! Have you brought **** here yet?
Me: Anymore word from you about ****, I'll take the red card out.
Ronnie: Relax bro! Hey, what's that game you're playing?
Me: ... Fate/Stay Night.
Ronnie: ... Is that seriously the name of the game?
So, Ronnie got curious.
Me: Seven sorcerers bla bla bla seven legendary heroes bla bla bla holy grail bla bla bla...
Ronnie: Shit, Guillermo del Toro must make a movie out of this!
Ronnie: Who is this chick again? I'm not sure I heard you right...
Me: King Arthur. The Goddamned King Arthur.
Ronnie: Mr. Bill (my neighbor, a history enthusiast) must play this game!
Me: No! Not him and his poor heart!
Me: Get it? The spear is thrust because it has stabbed the heart.
Ronnie: My head hurts...
Ronnie: Okay, who is this pretty Super Saiyan supposed to be?
Me: That's Gilgamesh.
Ronnie: Gilgamesh as in... where?
Me: ... the oldest fictional story in the world, Man. The Epic of Gilgamesh. He was the king of Ancient Sumeria.
Ronnie: Fine. What can he do?
Me: He's like the final boss. Not very strong physically, but he has this cool Gate of Babylon shit.
Ronnie: Okay. What is it about this shitty gate?
Me: It's more like pocket dimension. He can summon unlimited weapons from it and shoot them to his opponents! It even has an airship in it!
Ronnie: Whoa. Airship?
Me: Yeah!
Ronnie: So... this Gilgamesh is Golden Ancient Sumerian Doraemon? *laughed*
Love you, Ronnie. Have a good live in your new place.
Tim Curry has a music video. Mother of god.
Statistics class today:
I love this teacher.
I remember learning this 2 hours before an exam over 2 years of physics because I procrastinated REALLY hard.
Remember is a funny word because I can't remember shit.
I did pass though, so yay.
[04:55] Lianru: i3uster is actuallly quite cute
what the fuck is that
education.
Your friend sounds quite amusing.
Also, you have a "red card"...?
I’m proposing a toast: to this beautiful fabric that binds our very world together.Of course, I’d say the most beautiful thing is watching it elegantly ripped apart.Now, drink up! Surely you know, there’s always the best time to be hadin that dangerously intoxicating state, right on the border of consciousness.
i played too much magic and cant sleep
sing me a song fish girl
[04:55] Lianru: i3uster is actuallly quite cute
I had a dream last night that had a little to do with a rec I put up in fanfics, my name became associated with bad fanfics (irrational, I know, but it was a weird dream), and my most vivid recollection of the dream is walking across a street in a suit, money spilling from the purple striped pants I was wearing.
I have no idea how the hell that happened.
[12:37] <I3uster> if playing overwatch would save my mother from the deathbed
[12:37] <I3uster> id probably flip a coin
[12:38] <I3uster> to see if i play or not
[18:23] <frantic> spinach is like a caffeine zombie
[18:23] <frantic> in AX he would like
[18:23] <frantic> drink 8 shots of espresso
[18:23] <frantic> then he'd turn to me an hour later
[18:23] <frantic> 'frantic', he'd say, his eyes wild and his lips smug
[18:23] <frantic> 'i need coffee'
There's a god damn shark in my office.
Punch the fucker.
This. Or you'll never be a man.
Did it break down a door with a gashunk?
No. But Batman is riding it.
PUNCH IT.
NOT THE SHARK, BATMAN.
Speaking of Batman, every time someone says "I swear to god" one of my coworkers, regardless of if he's on call or not, spins around and says "SWEAR TO ME!"
They're fighting among themselves! Now's your chance!
He's currently flying/swimming in front of the radio station 550 KTRS
that is amazing
I♥BooBies
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