Things that annoy you in TM

[Bobin]

Heres something that's always annoyed me.

The sex scenes, particularly the reasons behind them.

Yes, yes, I know sexcraft has a basis in real life, but looking at them now, it feels as if this was simply an excuse to have a bunch of sex scenes that aren't even all that good thanks to Nasus shit writing during them.

"Defenseless" lol.

Especially so with Sakura where it's one every what? 2 days?

One of the things I'm glad Realta Nua removed and subsequent adaptations did as well.

nudes

Don't tell me you possibly want them to stop producing gems like THIS anymore.

[Deathhappens]

Look I don't know what victim complex is causing you to think that she's this hated figure or something but it really isn't some shadowy cabal here that ensures nobody likes Sakura.

The shadowy cabal just exists to maintain the persistence of puns.

And they're not very shadowy. They're more in the open.

It sucks really.

Oh, blow over it.

[SirGauoftheSquareTable]

nudes

Don't tell me you possibly want them to stop producing gems like THIS anymore.

Point taken, though I am also horrified.

[Deathhappens]

nudes

Don't tell me you possibly want them to stop producing gems like THIS anymore.

[noname14]

well , anyone tha dares to show a bit of sympathy for her is called a Sakura fan

I think you should stay away from 4chan for some time

[Urameshi Yūsuke]

Where did the bad man hurt you fish Rin?

[warellis]

Where did the bad man hurt you fish Rin?

When she was stupid enough to make Shirou jam it in without any foreplay. When even Shirou is looking at you funny on sex, you know there's something incorrect being done.

[Deathhappens]

Funnily enough I think that scene is probably one of the most realistic depictions of how sex between two completely inexperienced people (who also aren't really in the mood) would go in all fiction.

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also it was funny as fuck

[Wandering Swordwoman]

Funnily enough I think that scene is probably one of the most realistic depictions of how sex between two completely inexperienced people (who also aren't really in the mood) would go in all fiction.

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also it was funny as fuck

Sex Comedy

[Nikiri]

you say inexperienced, but in the other route he uses "educated prostitute" description

checkmate

[Deathhappens]

you say inexperienced, but in the other route he uses "educated prostitute" description

checkmate

You can blame Rider and/or Shirou's libido for that


EDIT: Waitaminute, he calls Sakura that, not Rin! It's even in the screencap!

[Mcjon01]

If Shirou was inexperienced in UBW does that mean Archer died a virgin? Is that why it took him thirty years to develop his reality marble?

[Wandering Swordwoman]

Doesn't his Reality Marble only came out after he become Servant?

[Zurvan]

Considering Shirou learns it in a route

what do you think

[Wandering Swordwoman]

I forgot ubw route exist

[Rafflesiac]

If Shirou was inexperienced in UBW does that mean Archer died a virgin? Is that why it took him thirty years to develop his reality marble?

[Tobias]

When she was stupid enough to make Shirou jam it in without any foreplay. When even Shirou is looking at you funny on sex, you know there's something incorrect being done.

There is a reason that scene is the lynchpin to my idea rin isn’t actually gay, she is sexually frustrated and seems to goof up girl like every 4th second when turned on.

[warellis]

There is a reason that scene is the lynchpin to my idea rin isn’t actually gay, she is sexually frustrated and seems to goof up girl like every 4th second when turned on.

So why the hell did she not make that mistake with Saber in Fate?

[Tobias]

So why the hell did she not make that mistake with Saber in Fate?

Because she she wasn’t the focus. She got nervous at shirou seeing her naked and the fact that she was about to get laid and did what about anyone does when they are finally putting into practice something they have previously only studied for, she forgot everything she had learned and just started blurting out whatever came to mind.

in fate since she could sit back and criticize and screw around she kept her head.

[SirGauoftheSquareTable]

If Shirou was inexperienced in UBW does that mean Archer died a virgin? Is that why it took him thirty years to develop his reality marble?

In all seriousness, partly, but still lol.

Doesn't his Reality Marble only came out after he become Servant?

No. That's the height of his thaumaturgy he unlocked while alive. It's also why he's tan and has white hair and gray eyes.

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Funnily enough I think that scene is probably one of the most realistic depictions of how sex between two completely inexperienced people (who also aren't really in the mood) would go in all fiction.

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also it was funny as fuck

That Shirou gets super rough to the point that it's kinda creepy? I would have thought it'd be more clinical or awkward.