Feet are yuckOriginally Posted by asterism42
Feet are yuck
Not even the H-scenes at their stupidest are as stupid as the fact Guda remains an innocent virgin forever even after years now of living under the same ceiling as mankind's greatest horndogs of both genders, all of whom have the hots for them.
Ironically, there's a point after which prudishness combined with never ending and never paying teasing becomes way more immature than goofy sex itself.
Feet is fum
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Wandering on internet
Considering Guda is almost a placeholder, that may not be true depending on your imagination. That, and personally, I think I could control myself and resist all their advances since the idea of having sexual relations with literally contracted beings is kinda squicky.
There's a number of dialogue and text that very implicitly suggest the down and dirty happens with certain servants in those scenes. It just can't be acknowledged or referenced ever.
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Dantes and Guda fucked prove me wrong you can’t
The pun cabal wants to kill half the forum, I'll keep that in mind
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But srsly why does every other scene with Dantes feel so sexual
He’a canonically inside us all the time
Funny, you almost sound like you'd actually have a choice on the subject.
I mean, I can buy one hardened enough Master resisting one forceful Heroic Spirit out to get into their pants, especially with Command Seals (which Servants have their ways around anyway) but dozens at the same time, and from a pushover when it comes to relationship stuff (as opposed to life risking heroism) like Guda...
I guess it kinda works if you assume the Servants all keep cockblocking each other all the time because none will let the others have the first time, but then that'd eventually result in such a poisoned environment it'd kill tons of the teamwork needed.
All the puns on BL are merely the light from my third noble phantasm!
Can't remember if there's any sexual tension between the Count and any dudes in the book.
Maybe Albert? But that's super weird because he's his ex girlfriend's son.
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Max, maybe
Yeah, Max is perhaps the only dude I can think of that he has sexual tension with because Dumas instead pushes the squicky romance between him and his 19-year-old slave. Even then, it's a stretch.
Ah, The Count of Monte Cristo, one of literature's most esteemed narou stories.
About that, of all the adaptations of Count of Monte Cristo, only a few of them actually have Haydee, the anime being one of them.
Because her presence is pure squick on several levels and probably was only added because Dumas had a hard-on for exotic Greek slave women.
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pictured: pure squick
yeah it’s kind of gross and weird that dantes compares me to his imaginary gf but what can you do
Imaginary?
hush you, she's real, he's just blinded by hatred
shes real but only he can see her
Though abandoned, forgotten, and scorned as out-of-date dolls, they continue to carry out their mission, unchanged from the time they were designed.
Machines do not lose their worth when a newer model appears.
Their worth (life) ends when humans can no longer bear that purity.
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