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    Quote Originally Posted by Urameshi Yūsuke View Post
    Heres something that's always annoyed me.

    The sex scenes, particularly the reasons behind them.

    Yes, yes, I know sexcraft has a basis in real life, but looking at them now, it feels as if this was simply an excuse to have a bunch of sex scenes that aren't even all that good thanks to Nasus shit writing during them.

    "Defenseless" lol.

    Especially so with Sakura where it's one every what? 2 days?

    One of the things I'm glad Realta Nua removed and subsequent adaptations did as well.
    Not even the H-scenes at their stupidest are as stupid as the fact Guda remains an innocent virgin forever even after years now of living under the same ceiling as mankind's greatest horndogs of both genders, all of whom have the hots for them.

    Ironically, there's a point after which prudishness combined with never ending and never paying teasing becomes way more immature than goofy sex itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OverMaster View Post
    Not even the H-scenes at their stupidest are as stupid as the fact Guda remains an innocent virgin forever even after years now of living under the same ceiling as mankind's greatest horndogs of both genders, all of whom have the hots for them.

    Ironically, there's a point after which prudishness combined with never ending and never paying teasing becomes way more immature than goofy sex itself.
    Considering Guda is almost a placeholder, that may not be true depending on your imagination. That, and personally, I think I could control myself and resist all their advances since the idea of having sexual relations with literally contracted beings is kinda squicky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OverMaster View Post
    Not even the H-scenes at their stupidest are as stupid as the fact Guda remains an innocent virgin forever even after years now of living under the same ceiling as mankind's greatest horndogs of both genders, all of whom have the hots for them.

    Ironically, there's a point after which prudishness combined with never ending and never paying teasing becomes way more immature than goofy sex itself.
    There's a number of dialogue and text that very implicitly suggest the down and dirty happens with certain servants in those scenes. It just can't be acknowledged or referenced ever.
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    Dantes and Guda fucked prove me wrong you can’t
    But srsly why does every other scene with Dantes feel so sexual
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    Quote Originally Posted by SirGauoftheSquareTable View Post
    I think I could control myself and resist all their advances


    Funny, you almost sound like you'd actually have a choice on the subject.

    I mean, I can buy one hardened enough Master resisting one forceful Heroic Spirit out to get into their pants, especially with Command Seals (which Servants have their ways around anyway) but dozens at the same time, and from a pushover when it comes to relationship stuff (as opposed to life risking heroism) like Guda...

    I guess it kinda works if you assume the Servants all keep cockblocking each other all the time because none will let the others have the first time, but then that'd eventually result in such a poisoned environment it'd kill tons of the teamwork needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magikewl View Post
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    Can't remember if there's any sexual tension between the Count and any dudes in the book.

    Maybe Albert? But that's super weird because he's his ex girlfriend's son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    Can't remember if there's any sexual tension between the Count and any dudes in the book.

    Maybe Albert? But that's super weird because he's his ex girlfriend's son.

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    Max, maybe
    Yeah, Max is perhaps the only dude I can think of that he has sexual tension with because Dumas instead pushes the squicky romance between him and his 19-year-old slave. Even then, it's a stretch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirGauoftheSquareTable View Post
    Dumas instead pushes the squicky romance between him and his 19-year-old slave.
    Ah, The Count of Monte Cristo, one of literature's most esteemed narou stories.
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    About that, of all the adaptations of Count of Monte Cristo, only a few of them actually have Haydee, the anime being one of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LegalLoliLover View Post
    About that, of all the adaptations of Count of Monte Cristo, only a few of them actually have Haydee, the anime being one of them.
    Because her presence is pure squick on several levels and probably was only added because Dumas had a hard-on for exotic Greek slave women.

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    pictured: pure squick
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    yeah it’s kind of gross and weird that dantes compares me to his imaginary gf but what can you do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magikewl View Post
    yeah it’s kind of gross and weird that dantes compares me to his imaginary gf but what can you do
    hush you, she's real, he's just blinded by hatred
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