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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyne View Post
    Yes, we are, then.
    That still dosen't make sense. Read my question again.

    Quote Originally Posted by MZeroX View Post
    first mistake is claiming the universal category of loli as your own--lolis in general are for everyone, don't stake claim to free thought.
    second mistake is misinterpretation of the thread--we're launching lolis into people's crotches. think of it as a powered glomp, not as a projectile.
    third mistake--later claiming to be a proud lolicon and using gimped text for your claim on lolis, in spite of its error value.
    You are a part of Lolicon Rangers, I can share with you.
    Trapped within my fierce desire, resistance is futile. Screaming for your life, nowhere to hide,
    Tonight we cross the line, your innocence is mine!

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    Sharing? SHARING?

    THAT'S IT. FOR FAR TOO LONG HAVE YOU IMPOSED YOUR FOUL KING IDEALS INTO OUR HEARTS, AND STOLEN THAT WHICH RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO US. WE WILL NOT FOLD TO YOUR DEMANDS. FROM NOW ON, GENTLEMEN, THE LOLIS ARE FREE! THEY WILL HAVE THE POWER TO CHOOSE IF THEY WANT TO BE SLING-SHOTTED, AND BY WHO! THE POWER BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE!

    *Grabs all the lolis and places them on a boat, and gathers every user except Dark*

    TO FREEDOM!

    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    Wait, so we're taking the lolis into battle in the middle of winter over a frozen river into the jaws of the British Army?
    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    Quote Originally Posted by LeopardBear View Post
    Wait, so we're taking the lolis into battle in the middle of winter over a frozen river into the jaws of the British Army?
    YES. THEY WILL RECIEVE THE GLOMPS OF FREEDOM.

    READY THE SLINGSHOTS, MEN.
    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    The British liking to drink cups of tea while eating pastries is all a front to hide their unparalleled loli protection laws. obviously that isn't into their jaws, but into their embrace. for freedom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erlkonig View Post
    FROM NOW ON, GENTLEMEN, THE LOLIS ARE FREE! THEY WILL HAVE THE POWER TO CHOOSE IF THEY WANT TO BE SLING-SHOTTED, AND BY WHO!
    Quote Originally Posted by Erlkonig View Post
    READY THE SLINGSHOTS, MEN.
    Hypocrite.
    Trapped within my fierce desire, resistance is futile. Screaming for your life, nowhere to hide,
    Tonight we cross the line, your innocence is mine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkMAN View Post
    Hypocrite.
    >Implying they haven't chosen freedom
    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erlkonig View Post
    >Implying they haven't chosen freedom
    >Implying that kidnapping the lolis and making them fight is freedom.
    Trapped within my fierce desire, resistance is futile. Screaming for your life, nowhere to hide,
    Tonight we cross the line, your innocence is mine!

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    I shall solve all of your problems... by kidnapping all the lolis again!

    *does so, then flees*

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    Just toss a grenade onto the lolis and get this discussion over.


    But on the other hand, why don't we instead launch ourselves onto the lolis? That will be much viable.



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    Al launched into lolis? I'm game.
    Everything I say is a lie.
    LIKE A KING


    Quote Originally Posted by Komrade Kwestions View Post
    "It's not gay, it's magecraft!"

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    Your antlers will kill them.



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    They retract in the presence of lolis.
    Everything I say is a lie.
    LIKE A KING


    Quote Originally Posted by Komrade Kwestions View Post
    "It's not gay, it's magecraft!"

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    Then it's like a reverse erection.



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    Well, the blood's got to go somewhere, I guess... Why not. He's already got opposable thumbs up there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivan The Mouse View Post
    But on the other hand, why don't we instead launch ourselves onto the lolis? That will be much viable.
    I'm fine with that.
    Trapped within my fierce desire, resistance is futile. Screaming for your life, nowhere to hide,
    Tonight we cross the line, your innocence is mine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkMAN View Post
    I'm fine with that.
    You want to kill them or something? D:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyne View Post
    You want to kill them or something? D:
    Something.
    Trapped within my fierce desire, resistance is futile. Screaming for your life, nowhere to hide,
    Tonight we cross the line, your innocence is mine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkMAN View Post
    Something.
    THAT'S EVEN WORSE! D:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyne View Post
    THAT'S EVEN WORSE! D:
    Not for me!
    Trapped within my fierce desire, resistance is futile. Screaming for your life, nowhere to hide,
    Tonight we cross the line, your innocence is mine!

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