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    Slinging Shotting Crotch Lolis

    Brought to you in part by (oh who am I kidding, this idea is too win for I to have any say in it) Kotonoha.

    We needs must figure out how to shoot a loli, from a slingshot, into a man's crotch area. TIS VERY IMPORTANT, GENTLEMENTAY TRAPS

    Like, we need figure out area of eefect shooting, how the slingshot is srt up, does it count as a slin gshot if your not actually using it? Like, surely a slingshot large enough to carry a loli doesnt coult, does it? Maybe if we had a huge giant to use the slingshot, but whwre we gonna find that?

    IDEAS PEOPLE, IDEAS.

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    This sort of sounded like some bizarre STD the first time I saw it.

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    Does the loli weigh the same as a duck?
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    if all else fails, we can dig up the old seventh dimension's inter-dimensional delivery cannon, and modify it to shoot lolis. all we need to do after that is calibrate the cannon shot at crotches and we're set. But that's too easy a solution, so let's think of a better one that fits the slingshot description. Lolis and stretching/snapping things is always good.

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    we shall use...

    A GIANT THONG
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    somewhere, lily just had a hot flash, but she doesnt know why
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    you know, since Verg is really Thor, he could use a really big slingshot even without being a super giant. the only problem would be getting him to fire the lolis at other people's crotches.

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    ...Lilith just started menopause?

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    nah, lily got over that years ago, thats just a middle age thing.
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    Loli slingshot, no I don't have one in my garage, the eggplant is lying.
    Everything I say is a lie.
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    Can we use a railgun? Is that close enough? It might be a little painful if we don't figure out some sort of parachute and alignment system, though...

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    wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE! Why, for the love of gods are you guys trying to use my lolis as ammunition?
    Trapped within my fierce desire, resistance is futile. Screaming for your life, nowhere to hide,
    Tonight we cross the line, your innocence is mine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkMAN View Post
    wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE! Why, for the love of gods are you guys trying to use my lolis as ammunition?
    Yes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkMAN View Post
    wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE! Why, for the love of gods are you guys trying to use my lolis as ammunition?
    LOLblacktext. And why do we have to use yours? Are the unclaimed ones automatically yours? Besides, lolis that hit people at high speeds are vicious! I'm pointing at you, Yachiru... dammit, knew I shouldn't have mentioned that name..!
    Quote Originally Posted by ringlhach View Post
    Can we use a railgun? Is that close enough? It might be a little painful if we don't figure out some sort of parachute and alignment system, though...
    This is actually starting to get annoying. I think I'm going to need to cut back some...

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    @Key: That's not an answer to my question!
    @ringlhach: Look in the waifus thread. ALL LOLIS ARE MY WAIFUS!
    And what black text? I don't use black text! I don't have to hide anything! I'M A LOLICON AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
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    Tonight we cross the line, your innocence is mine!

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    Loli power is what makes the world spin.
    Everything I say is a lie.
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    @Key: That's not an answer to my question!
    Yes, we are, then.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkMAN View Post
    @Key: That's not an answer to my question!
    @ringlhach: Look in the waifus thread. ALL LOLIS ARE MY WAIFUS!
    And what black text? I don't use black text! I don't have to hide anything! I'M A LOLICON AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
    I meant mine; it's why I quoted myself. Look at it this way: if we figure out the parachute/drag system right, lolis will become the ultimate weapon and probably rule the world more than they already do. Oh, and near-instant delivery to anywhere they need to be. All hail the loli overlords!

    Unless they're the ones who just break down and cry, in which case they need to be ziplined in with microphones on and large, flying giant voice systems nearby.

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    How about the lolis giving a nice slingshot instead? I hear some of them can be pretty devious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkMAN View Post
    wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE! Why, for the love of gods are you guys trying to use my lolis as ammunition?
    first mistake is claiming the universal category of loli as your own--lolis in general are for everyone, don't stake claim to free thought.
    second mistake is misinterpretation of the thread--we're launching lolis into people's crotches. think of it as a powered glomp, not as a projectile.
    third mistake--later claiming to be a proud lolicon and using gimped text for your claim on lolis, in spite of its error value.

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