Servants who Never Should be Summoned.
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Assassin.
"So, is this Assassin, or not?" the frustrated Rin asked her new Servant.
"I'm not sure," Saber said, looking at the small, humble looking man, who hardly looked like an epic Legendary Spirit. "Part of me feels like he's a Servant, but I'm not sure. It's rather confusing. Archer?"
"I feel the same as you," Archer frowned, rubbing his jaw in contemplation. "But I think it had to be him who shot Emiya."
"That's bull and you know it!" Lancer accused, even though inwardly he was happy he hadn't died for a change. "He couldn't have shot the lad, the angle was all wrong! Admit it, it was you! You hated him, and you had a perfect copy of this guy's gun!"
"It wasn't me!" Archer retorted. "You idiot, I'd have admitted it gladly, had it been me! If you want someone who hides their hand like that, ask the witch! It's just like her to summon Assassins to do her dirty work for her!"
"It wasn't me either," Caster said, showing them all a series of pictures. "As you can see from those images from the film Issei was taking of young Emiya, the bullet couldn't come from our temple, but from behind, and that means the park..."
"I didn't do it!" Assassin (or was he?) protested.
"You did!" Illya argued angrily.
"I did not!"
"You did!" Shinji insisted.
"Did not!"
"It's a conspiracy from the Matous!" Kirei shouted, pointing at Zouken and Shinji. "Admit your sins, you have held a grudge against Emiya ever since his involvement with Sakura!"
Rider sniffled, drying the corners of her bandaged eyes with a tissue. "Emiya-san deserved to pay for his part in Sakura's death, but we didn't do it!"
"That was a suicide!" Archer shot back.
"Sakura would never have killed herself!" Rider argued. "She didn't even kill herself after being raped for years, or in Heaven's Feel Normal End!"
"How typical of Sakura, she has to keep stealing the attention even after she's dead," Shinji mumbled.
"I didn't do it!" Assassin (was he?) kept on saying.
"You did!" Caren told him.
"The mafia is involved, I can tell that much!" Bazett accused, pointing at Taiga.
"How rude!" Taiga said. "I don't have to answer to those ridiculous claims! Next you'll be saying it's Ruler Fidel Castro's work!"
Right then another Assassin rushed in between all of them, with a gun in a hand, aimed at Assassin's stomach, and shot him dead.