Archer bleeding all over the floor? Clearly symbolic of the rupturing of the butt hymen in every other Boy's Love yaoi scene.
Archer bleeding all over the floor? Clearly symbolic of the rupturing of the butt hymen in every other Boy's Love yaoi scene.
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Shirou dual wielding Kanshou & Bakuya = double penetration?
Shirou fighting with his trusty dildos against Kuzuki's snake-dicks...Originally Posted by Techlology
Heh, this was alright, but in HF True Sakura did say 'besides the flow of magical energy, everything was better than before', but meh logic, who needs that?
Very funny.
"Fate/stay night: not really an eroge, and not really a cooking sim, but actually an RPG wherein everyone’s primary stat is “self-loathing” and the goal is to level it up beyond all the other characters."
LOGIC?!
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
That's because Shirou has now spare dicks in all shapes and sizes. Being artificial is convinient like that.
I like how a simple thread that began about a boy missing the ability to touch himself at night with his future self's arm that had been grafted to him by a priest managed to lead to people talking about selfcest and double penetration.
Just goes to show you how unpredictable you people can be sometimes.
Wanna write a fic where Shirou has Saber's arm attached to him and uses it for 'solitary' purposes just for the lulz? XD
No, that would be too silly. Everybody knows that Shirou has a better arm than Saber already.
Now, Avalon the Fleshlight...
D'aaw c'mon! XD
Oh god...
The Sheath of Eternity
Cleans itself and infinitely reusable.
He'd never need a real woman ever again.
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Best thing? It's not artificial. The body, with all it's bells and whistles just becomes 100% Shirou.
I'm surprised more humorous fics about his new ability to change bodies at any point in time isn't more exploited. Hehehe.
"Fate/stay night: not really an eroge, and not really a cooking sim, but actually an RPG wherein everyone’s primary stat is “self-loathing” and the goal is to level it up beyond all the other characters."
"Sakura, do you know where Shirou is, I haven't seen him all- why are there two of you?"
"Nee-san, I can explain!"
"The other one is Shirou, isn't she?"
"...Tohsaka, I can explain."
"Look, just... put some clothes on. Both of you."
"Sakura, is this really okay with you?"
"Mmhmm sempai, I've always wanted to go fuck myself...*blush*"
Last edited by Techlet; July 6th, 2011 at 06:34 AM.
None of those imitations can surpass the awesomeness of the original! There can only be one Mereo Flere, the one with the ability to make the world explode with laughter!
He was placed into a doll. Artificial enough to me.Best thing? It's not artificial. The body, with all it's bells and whistles just becomes 100% Shirou.
...What did I just read?
Ah. Mereo. That's why.
Geez, now I want to see a fic where Saber and Shirou switch bodies for a day, funny stuff happens around the household, and in the night they try a mana transfer to see if it would help them get each's real body back. Naturally, it does. Then, the next morning, they lie next to each other pondering about what happened the previous day, all flustered... and in one moment Saber gets all red like a tomato, covers her mouth with the sheat, looks at Shirou with those apologetic jade eyes of hers and asks: "S-shirou, w-was it... salty?"
....
*reaches for brain bleach*
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