Monthly Create-A-Servant Contest

[DelRey]

Now that the Boting is open, here the final QoL post (ignore the one from yesterday)

28 entries! You maniacs, I think this is the second highest participation after the Phantom Contest, that was the 2nd ever
I wish we could give up to 5 points for that many entries

Berserker - Behemoth by RoydGolden | Docile Beast of Legend
Caster - Penny Dreadful by Morg van Destro | Creation of a friend
Berserker - Crystal Palace by Wyvern | Hateful Patchwork Skeleton
Watcher - Laplace's Demon by BnEl1 | Sleezy and Smug Observer
Assassin - Kayano-hime by Frigix | Obese Kami/Yokai/Cryptid on the loose!
Rider - Unsinkable Sam by WhiteFrenzy | Unsinkable Sunken Maiden
Assassin - Kheimon by NittyGritty | The thing that sank the Unsinkable Sunken Maiden
"Lancer" - "Narcissus" by NMR-3 | The Echo of Love
Saver - First Lady by Morg vn Destro | Tragic Hero, the First Magical Girl
Avenger - Lucifer by realcasually | Free Will to love or not to love
Grand Rider - Michael by Comun | Template of the Grands
Alter-Ego - Hestia by Nuclear Consensus | Alien-Robot-Goddess-Dragon Maid !!!
Lover - Iron Apega by Wyvern | Prickly Embrace
Ancient Titan | Foreigner - Ymir | Velber 02 by Justiciar Hux | Descent of the Giant's Mother Cell
Archer - White Rider by NittyGritty | Most Wanted
Faker - Surgeon's Photo by TheLordOfAwesome | Most Famous Cryptid/Hoax
Alter-Ego - Boye by ScarfedDyedShadow | Loyalty and Propaganda, the Elegy of a dog
Saber - Oberon by Enigmatic | Chaotic King of the Fae
Foreigner - Namyaza by BnEl15 | Watching Free Will unfold
Caster - Mammon by GilgameshKingOfMemes | Devil of Greed
Ruler - Melek Taus by Lady Vanatos | Alpha Bitch Angel
Lancer - Fundamental Interactions by Justiciar Hux | it's just science, bruh
Ruler - Bobby by JetKinen | Unveiling the Darkness
Avenger - Lucifer by Kabalisto Koga | Truth behind the Devil and the God
Berserker - Callisto by realcasually | Bear of the stars
Caster - Descartes' Demon by Frigix | Soul of a Thought
Beast - Demiurge by Kamerad | Articial Superintelligence
Avenger - The Dodo by kiwi | The Abel of Animals

[Wyvern]

Okay. Let's get the boting started then!

1 - Foreigner Ymir

Oh how it hurts me that we can't give more points. But with so many different options I can't afford to pick more than those I have liked the most in terms of theme and presentation. Writing your like a small one shot fanfiction of Chaldea bing invaded by original giant herself was just too good to pass up, even if I normally avoid stuff relating to the Moon Cell by virtue of knowing almost nothing about it. And we are only on the first one. How I wish we had more points to give.

2 - White Rider
Another very interesting take on the idea of 'Servants from the Future'. It was my first ever time reading one like this and I very much enjoyed her personality and the hints of what her future looks like. Her words for would be conquerors who could have taken her place are also interesting and I can't help but be taken in by how charismatic she sounds at times. Though I shouldn't be surprised, coming from 'Conquest.'

3 - Avenger Lucifer (realcasually)
What is there to say other than WOW. I just couldn't find the words to gush about our little mischievous angel. And since he had a Digimon FC that just earned extra points with me. His character shone through in a way I could picture an entire conversation with him. And the way he interacted with other characters. Guess I'm just a sucker for characters with a personality I can jive with. Seriously, I wish we could pick way more sheets to give points to, because there are just so many I loved. But these are the ones I felt the closest to.

[Kabalisto Koga]

Out of curiosity wyvern how do you find my Lucifer ?

[Lady Vanatos]

Honorable mentions:
Oberon- the Fae was always one of my favorites to read about due to just how absolutely horrible they could be, even the "good" ones so this sheet made me feel that all over again. GG
White Rider- White Rider unironically with faceclaim as Revy was gucci enough, overall it's just super solid sheet and among the better ones I've seen involving the figure itself.
Iron Apega - If you can't even hug your robotic torture waifu then is it even true love bro?
Behemoth - As far as bibilical monsters go, Behemoth is actually up there as among my favorites and is actually I think the only Behemoth sheet I've see here but I could be wrong, but bias aside, it's hits on a lot of Behemoth's lore with making it is own aesthetic. Nice. GG fam.

To be honest, pretty much all the sheets were pretty damn good overall in some way or another so y'all should feel pretty proud of that. I actually struggled to decide but as far as my top 3 goes, they were the ones that hit with that big "Wow" energy.

3 points - Fundamental Interactions. This wasn't originally going to be my 3 pointer and then it just came in like a wrecking ball and I went:


Top tier. Love sheets like this


2 points - Foreigner Ymir. This was originally going to be the 3 pointer until Hux came in with that last minute kill. Hux somehow manages to make sheets that makes me go, "Yeah I can kind of see Nasu doing that."

1 points - Laplace's Demon. By far my favorite take on this particular subject. Fun, creative and actual reasoning is all top notch. Using Kotaro as a faceclaim also helps ngl. It fits the personality so well that it all really came together well.

[Kabalisto Koga]

Honorable mentions:
Oberon- the Fae was always one of my favorites to read about due to just how absolutely horrible they could be, even the "good" ones so this sheet made me feel that all over again. GG
White Rider- White Rider unironically with faceclaim as Revy was gucci enough, overall it's just super solid sheet and among the better ones I've seen involving the figure itself.
Iron Apega - If you can't even hug your robotic torture waifu then is it even true love bro?
Behemoth - As far as bibilical monsters go, Behemoth is actually up there as among my favorites and is actually I think the only Behemoth sheet I've see here but I could be wrong, but bias aside, it's hits on a lot of Behemoth's lore with making it is own aesthetic. Nice. GG fam.

To be honest, pretty much all the sheets were pretty damn good overall in some way or another so y'all should feel pretty proud of that. I actually struggled to decide but as far as my top 3 goes, they were the ones that hit with that big "Wow" energy.

3 points - Fundamental Interactions. This wasn't originally going to be my 3 pointer and then it just came in like a wrecking ball and I went:


Top tier. Love sheets like this


2 points - Foreigner Ymir. This was originally going to be the 3 pointer until Hux came in with that last minute kill. Hux somehow manages to make sheets that makes me go, "Yeah I can kind of see Nasu doing that."

1 points - Laplace's Demon. By far my favorite take on this particular subject. Fun, creative and actual reasoning is all top notch. Using Kotaro as a faceclaim also helps ngl. It fits the personality so well that it all really came together well.

I have read now your Melek Taus i must say really good Vanatos ,i must say that she indeed is similar to Adashino as i saw the El Melloi Case file Anime also how did you get the idea as this is a rather obscure figure ? and i am curious what would she think of my Lucifer and how did you find him ?

[kiwi]

Voting time? Voting time!

Gold

Justiciar Hux's Fundamental Interactions gets it. It's a really interesting idea to frame our understanding of physics as a modern Holy Spear, and I already considered the platonic concept of quantum mechanics a waifu, and this sheet has only strengthened my resolve. Overall just excellently written.

Silver

Morg van Destro's Penny Dreadful. Nursery Rhyme but if it was made specifically to appeal to me. I like it a lot.

Bronze

I really like Wyvern's Crystal Palace sheet! Maybe because I'm a big fan of archaeology and find this a creative concept for a Servant, maybe because I figure it and Dodo would be friends. Regardless, I tend to like creativity in a Servant sheet whether it's in basis or execution (of which you have both) and thus, you get my vote.

Honorable Mentions

Frigix's Kayano-hime! As somebody who also considered making a Tsuchinoko sheet for this contest, I really appreciate how you've managed to make it work and feel like an actual Servant I could see them doing officially.

realcasually's Lucifer, for taking a pretty common concept (that being Avenger Lucifer) and executing it near flawlessly. Also, I appreciate a good Digimon faceclaim.

WhiteFrenzy's Unsinkable Sam! A cat's fine too.

NittyGritty's Kheimon! An iceberg's fine too.

TheLordOfAwesome's Surgeon’s Photo! For being just exactly my entire jam.

[Lady Vanatos]

I have read now your Melek Taus i must say really good Vanatos ,i must say that she indeed is similar to Adashino as i saw the El Melloi Case file Anime also how did you get the idea as this is a rather obscure figure ? and i am curious what would she think of my Lucifer and how did you find him ?

I'm a history major and I often watch a lot of historical documentaries like the nerd I am and I came across one where it was talking about the Peacock Angel. As for how'd she'd react to yer Lucifer specifically, they'd wouldn't like each other mostly because Melek Taus is a simp for God and uses that to shove her self proclaimed superiority for being a chosen angel by God in their face and thus they would come to blows.

[BnEl15]

Honorable mentions:
- Dodo. The Dodo comes for us all.
- Iceberg-chan/Kheimon. How you managed to write a compelling Servant based on the iceberg is beyond me, and I say that in a good way. Additional points for posting it right after Unsinkable Sam just by pure coincidence.
- Descartes' Demon. A nice take on the philosophical concept. Her personality feels a bit one-note, but it's understandable given her origin.
- First Lady. I like how you managed to use several lines from the Prisma event to craft a pretty good original story for her.

1 Point: Bobby. A real unexpected one, this is. His true identity threw me in for a loop and his initial "disguise" works well.

2 Points: Fundamental Interactions. I'm no physicist, but I like how you managed to connect all those scientific principles to form an interesting skillset and NP for her. That story you wrote is also pretty good, and I especially like your take on the 13 seals.

3 Points: Realcasually's Lucifer. I love everything about this guy. His musings about freedom, his relationships, his lore, that bond CE. Overall, I enjoy how human you made him. Would be an interesting figure to see in a story.

[TheLordOfAwesome]

1 point: Iron Apega

2 points: The Dodo

3 points: Crystal Palace

These three were awesome. Definitely my jam and all super unique.

[Frigix]

3 Points: Realcasually's Lucifer
The skills and NP are good, but what I really like about your sheet is the story and personality. It was really well written, honestly I think it's perfect. Good job, it was a nice read.

2 Points: Callisto
I loved her personality and story, very tragic. And I usually don't like servants based on greek mythology so making me like one tells a lot about the quality of this sheet.

1 Point: Kheimon
I loved the idea behind this servant, It's amazing how you succeeded in making this iceberg into an actual servant. And you made it believable in the nasuverse. I wished I could have given you more points, but I think it lacks something for it to really be perfect. Maybe a more developed personality (though I don't really know how you can develop it more than you have already done), or maybe a second NP? Well anyway, I really really liked this sheet.

Honorable mentions:

Iron Apega:
Great idea, great execution, great servant.

Bobby:
I loved reading this sheet, I was legit surprised when it went to the goofy policeman to the monster of Alaya. The whole thing with the policemen was very well done, but the idea behind the beast of Alaya was also great. You’re definitely in my top 4.

Velber 02:
Absolutely well done, sadly I couldn't give you points.

Namyaza:
I liked a lot of things about this sheet, like the idea of making an Angel a Foreigner is a really good idea. The skills and NP were interesting, and the story and personality excellent. Great job.

The Dodo:
Damn, I also wished I could have given you some point. The idea and the execution were great. Though I feel like it was maybe lacking in content to be in the top 3. But still, as it is I find it incredibly well done.

Laplace's Demon:
I'm always for stuff like that. And you did a great job (also nice fc).

Hestia:
I'm always for dragon girls. Dragon girls are cool. But you know what's better? A robot dragon maid.

Boye:
Dogs are good.

Oberon:
I like how you portrayed fairies, the servant is absolutely terrifying.

Kabalisto Koga’s Lucifer:
I must give credit for the whole idea of angels in the nasuverse, I can see that you spent a lot of time working on this sheet.

Melek Taus:
That’s what I want when I see an angel. Something terrifying.

[realcasually]

Oh man. It took me a LOT of thought to be able to narrow this down to just three. I still feel guilty for not having more votes, the entries were that good. So, without further ado.

Honorable Mentions (and the reasons I had to stretch myself to stay within the rules and not give everyone points:

Crystal Palace: Just for the cleverness of thinking up the concept in the first place. Maybe a little bare bones, though. ...That was not intentional.

"Narcissus": This, in my opinion, is the archetypal Faker on this site. Not that there are an awful many, but for what there are, this should be the ruler by which to measure them. Ironically for poor Echo, something just didn't... stand out about it for me. I do want to hug her though.

Ymir and Fundamental Interactions: Both of Hux's sheets have the same reasoning behind them for me: I am very dumb, and lots of the lore goes over my head. They DESERVE votes, but I can't give them mine when I don't get them, even though that's my fault. These have some of the best lore-writing in the entire forum though, I daresay. I genuinely believe Fundie is going to win this contest and I would be happy with that result.

Boye: All I have to say about this is that I just really like it. It's not in my top three but I couldn't not mention it.

Namyaza and Melek Taus: Angel squad squad up. Honorable mentions just for us having created, in my humble opinion, three amazing points of a feathery triangle. I guess they just don't have an... edge like my top picks do, but that's no fault and I find them amazing.

Demiurge: Kamerad, you come up with some of the most interesting Beasts there are. Elpis is still a personal favourite of mine. This doesn't place just because there's kind of a lack of... personality there, I guess? Hard to explain but I had to force myself to be critical with my love. Still, considering I'm almost done with Persona 5 Strikers I find it hard to believe you WEREN'T inspired, and that's a good thing.

Kheimon: This places so high mainly just because of WHEN it was posted. That was too funny. But also, just interesting stuff. I have no reason this isn't higher other than it just doesn't... tickle me like the others do? Maybe it's too much of a stretch for my brain, but oh how I hate my brain sometimes.

And without further ado, my top three.

1 point - Unsinkable Sam
This would place even if it WASN'T so damn interesting by the pure virtue of "being a WhiteFrenzy sheet." The things that you do with formatting, lore, personality, skills, visuals, editing... they captivate me. She places on sheer virtue of being that damn polished-- not to say that I don't love the creative side as well as the technical! A sheet that teaches me something is a good sheet, and this did, indeed, teach me something about one of the most interesting cats in history. Fun! (Still wish I'd been quicker on the draw with Luci to hear what she'd say about him, since I'm in love with her narrative voice in the quotes section.)

2 points - Hestia
There was never a chance this wasn't going to place here. Literally never a chance. This is possibly the best take on ANY Greek God I've ever seen, for what it does with Nasuverse lore and just... that. The only reason this doesn't take top spot is that it's a little lacking in personality. There's no quotes, no interactions... I'd love to hear those from a character like this especially. Otherwise it MIGHT just have beaten out...

3 points - Dodo
I don't need to say a single thing to justify why this has the top spot. This is literally the best Servant ever made in the history of this site and I don't see why anybody else bothered trying. (Joke. Mostly.) The end of the human order has come and it is feathered and delicious.

[TheLordOfAwesome]

The end of the human order has come and it is feathered and delicious.

Fun fact about the Dodo bird: they tasted absolutely awful. The only reason any sailor ate them was because they had little choice when in the area sometimes. To mitigate the awful taste they used the fat of the giant tortoise — which was super tasty — to make the meat more palatable.

That's right. Humans used another animal to make an animal they knew tasted like shit to be even slightly edible.

[Kabalisto Koga]

Fun fact about the Dodo bird: they tasted absolutely awful. The only reason any sailor ate them was because they had little choice when in the area sometimes. To mitigate the awful taste they used the fat of the giant tortoise — which was super tasty — to make the meat more palatable.

That's right. Humans used another animal to make an animal they knew tasted like shit to be even slightly edible.

Nandato !?! i didnt knew that . Well another Point of why i hate colonialists and reasonless travelers.

[Zork Knight]

Fun fact about the Dodo bird: they tasted absolutely awful. The only reason any sailor ate them was because they had little choice when in the area sometimes. To mitigate the awful taste they used the fat of the giant tortoise — which was super tasty — to make the meat more palatable.

That's right. Humans used another animal to make an animal they knew tasted like shit to be even slightly edible.

Dodo might've taste like shit but it was still meat. Yo need those nutrients to make it day to day.

[realcasually]

That is literally the only possible way this could have been more ​funny.

[Morg van Destro]

This is definitely a hard one. So many choices, many of which stand out for one reason or another. Let's see if I can use my prophetic powers again and pick the top 3.

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Honorable Mentions

Surgeon’s Photo: When I was leaving mentions on the cutting room floor, I honestly didn't expect Nessie to make it. Shows just how well I know myself, I guess. Unexpected and concisely made. All I really need.

Kayano-hime: Mana Burst (Jump). Need I say more?

Hestia: Greatest maid? Lies! Where's Roberta?

Conquest: Do Roberta next. Need my Terminator maid.

Laplace's Demon: Sure, the shadows probably could've have some tighter relations, but SF's Watcher has quite the ensemble too, so it's not a big deal. Interesting and a nice way to round out the demon trio.

Samyaza: This is my crazy angel obsessed with humanity in some form. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Lucifer: The one I think that will be in the top 3 even if I don't vote for him. Sorry, Real, but I'm personally just kind of through with Lucifer being misunderstood and all that. I might just be burned out on him in general. Being a card carrying villain or sympathetic misunderstood rebel just don't have the same punch for me they once did in regards to him. A good Servant, but one just not for me.

Dodo: No! I refuse! I refuse to vote for this! I don't care if I like it and had a big grin when reading it! I refuse to vote for a dodo! It's the principle!

1 Point

Crystal Palace: Quite the unexpected entry. Rage dino skeleton. Dragon bones. Paleontology! Sheet just has it all. Big old thumbs up from me.

2 Points

Unsinkable Sam: I love you White, but I'm pretty sure Lucifer will be in this position when the die is cast.
A good girl. A story I didn't see coming, an interesting presentation, and sentient Titanic. My only wish is that the NP had more to it. Everything else is definitely deserving if a spot.

3 Points

Fundamental Interactions: The only one where I knew instantly that I would be voting for it. Struck me in a way the others this contest didn't, no offense to all the amazing entries we got. Science Rhongomyniad, a minor yet interesting storyline (which is something I'll always be a sucker for), and some Skills I can get behind. She earned my vote, and my prediction.

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Thought I'd have more to say like last time. Huh.

[kiwi]

3 points - Dodo
I don't need to say a single thing to justify why this has the top spot. This is literally the best Servant ever made in the history of this site and I don't see why anybody else bothered trying. (Joke. Mostly.) The end of the human order has come and it is feathered and delicious.

Correct. Good taste like that... you're goin' places, kid!

Fun fact about the Dodo bird: they tasted absolutely awful.

Take it back.

Dodo: No! I refuse! I refuse to vote for this! I don't care if I like it and had a big grin when reading it! I refuse to vote for a dodo! It's the principle!

I respectfully decline your refusal to award Dodo points and will instead accept your gold vote. Thanks for the support!

(seriously tho thanks all for the kind words it means a lot that my high production shitposts are so popular )

[Kabalisto Koga]

One Question Morg how did you find my Lucifer i am curious to hear your oppinion ?

[Justiciar Hux]

First and foremost, a congratulations to everyone for a banger of a round, and a plentiful harvest of wonderful sheets to peruse. I have judged the countless decisions, the innumerable frustrations, and the endless prosperity with my own eyes.

Honour to These Souls

These three did before the Root good works, outdone only by competition superior to themselves. Honour to them, and may they be blessed in their path to the Root.

Hestia
Obligatory "i love machine gods" comment goes here. Perhaps not my favourite interpretation in light of the Machine God lore but, frankly, I can see how the conclusion was reached. Congratulations.

Realcasually's Lucifer
Beautifully written, beautifully executed. As expected from you, the quality is unmistakably high. However, it didn't really tread too much new ground as a Lucifer sheet, save for the Noble Phantasm, which was a refreshing new take on Lucifer's fall from grace.

Boye
Obligatory good boy points.
Oh, and it was a great written piece, though it took a couple tries to actually sink into it. But that is likely just me.

Bronze

Position of the Third

: "Crystal Palace"

It would be an insult to place this anywhere but.
A completely new take on the Dragon of Cadmus, connecting the existing Spartoi utilized by Medea to an inaccurate scientific model from much later in human history. Ha! Truly such an accomplishment deserves placement on this list. If one day, his wish comes true, and the intertwining fate is severed, I hope only for his peace. I award this position the rank of One point.

Silver

Position of the Second

: Unsinkable Sam

Hidden in the cracks, a voice sings out to me. It echos only in, deep until I cannot see. What these faintly-shaking hands should want to paint; the walls of a white sea, where these dreams are shown to me?
In the dark depths, I pray, and too shall I resist. From my shallow grave in the dark depths where dawn shall not reach. On my dark days a voice calls to me, what little soul I still should have. It calls out because it has seen the sun.

I think you captured Genjitsu perfectly with this, even though it's meant to be Gogh's song. Brilliantly done.
I award this position the rank of Two points.

Gold

Position of the First

: Behemoth

Lovely. Some good fucking food. Lavish skills, a decadent Noble Phantasm, and a personality to die for.
I needn't say much more than that.
I award this position the full Three points.

[WhiteFrenzy]

FIRST OF ALL: oh my god you guys. I always leave this place blushing with all these praises I surely don't deserve but I take anyways. Ya'll are way too amazing! Thank you so much BnEl15 and Morg and Frigix and realcasually (AND REMEMBER: //YOU'RE// BREATHTAKING) and kiwi and Justiciar Hux and NittyGritty for all the mentions and comments and overall love poured into my good girl. Me and her are very grateful, thanks a lot. ;-;



Congratulations to yet another round closed. This prompt was absolutely amazing and it birthed so many memorable characters (thanks a lot for that, DelRey!) But yes, now onto the main event:


HALL OF
HONORABLE MENTIONS:

- BEHEMOT (by RoydGolden) : This boy is my jam. It has everything I like in a character: it's a shota, it's a lazy shota, it's a lazy and ridiculously powerful shota, did I mentioned it's a shota?... Uh, I mean. IT'S REALLY GOOD, THIS MONTH'S PROMPT STARTED OFF SO STRONG ALREADY.

- KHEIMON (by NittyGritty) : The sheer TIMMING of this sheet is already hilarious enough. But then you completely crushed all the fun with a terrifying and frankly crazy Servant. This idea is so genius, I could never. I commend you for the courage and the vision, because the final result is so so so good. I cannot think of the Iceberg-chan in any other way from now on.

- FIRST LADY (by Morg van Destro) : HOW? JUST HOW CAN YOU COME UP WITH THESE IDEAS AND EXECUTE THEM LIKE THIS? This ain't human, you're a goddamn creative machine. The whole idea was so good, and I love how it's such a digestable experience, just whimsical enough to feed us good and to also, somehow, contemplate even those that are not following Prillya. You did amazing with this character.

- HESTIA (by Nuclear Consensus) : Obligatory "I love machine gods" here. I LOVE MACHINE GODS. So of course this already hit a sweet spot in my heart... But then you also made it a believably character and on top of that one that is full of character? Now you're just asking to be praised. Here! Take all my praise and all my love!

- BOYE (by ScarfedDyedShadow) : THE GOODEST GIRL TO EVER EXIST. I'm sad we can only have three top contenders, because not only this Servant is an animal (which is already my bias) but it's also a good doggo? Welp. I can only hold so much love in my heart. I absolutely loved the way you crafted such a wild ride like this one out of an otherwise mundane-ish legend. On times like these I am reminded of the sheet power of a creative mind, I suppose.

- FUNDAMENTAL INTERACTIONS (by Justiciar Hux) : I... I... How. Just how. If it wasn't for a bunch of other small advantages the top 3 characters had, this one would easily feature in my podium. What a perfect example of a perfect sheet.



HALL OF
ACTUAL VOTES:


1 POINT:
CALLISTO (by realcasually)

Everyone and their mother knows that I'm weak to a good waifu. And I have this theory that you KNEW of my weakness and then came in with this sheet like, aiming straight at my heart. Well damn you, are you happy now? Take this point and leave! ;-; (but pls let this good girl her with me.) Her tale is tragic and her character has this melancholic innocence that pulled at my heartstrings. She's the cutest and shame on you Greek gods for bullying her.


2 POINTS:
CRYSTAL PALACE (by Wyvern)

I mean, HELLO? THIS IDEA IS BONKERS?? And yet, it's like one of the most creative shit I've seen. There's something so sad and so tragic about this character that just pushes it over the others that are just as crazy (as a concept) as this creature. It's actually such a good job that it kinda makes me lose my words... I can only think: "OH MAN THIS IS GOOD." But I hope that you understand just HOW much of a GOOD this means. Such a well done job, Wyvern!


3 POINTS:
THE DODO (by kiwi)

There's a million things I wish I could say about this entry, but let's try to write them all into one tiny sentence: I seriously hope you get the first place. The whole time as I was reading this sheet I was like, "I can't believe I'm this lucky to be alive at the same time this sheet exists." The whole idea, the whole execution, the character itself... Everything hits all the good notes. It's tragic, it's hilarious, it's absolutely crazy, it's GOOD, and it's such a shame that TM ain't readint this thread and taking notes from you.