Monthly Create-A-Servant Contest

[Random]

I'd better trust Random to entertain everyone. I find them much more appetizing than me, like Vanilla ice cream

hey

[Anime Aurelius Anomaly]

I already love this. Keep it up.

[SimpleScribe]

hey

Hey, yourself. If you're replying as if you feel slighted, don't you fret. I meant it as a flattering compliment. You are a very... unorthodox person, just like your namesake. I can never tell what talents you can pull out of your hat next. It is very charming.

[Random]

oh

okey

i saw myself compared to "vanilla ice cream" and thought it was sarcastic

that is egg on my face

sorry

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oh yeah because it was a minecraft pun

...

guys am i stupid

[SimpleScribe]

guys am i stupid

Pfft. Nah, you are just cute.

[Anime Aurelius Anomaly]

guys am i stupid

You're cool, you know that?

[pinetree]

i saw myself compared to "vanilla ice cream" and thought it was sarcastic

Denies being the horniest sheet writer and yet is offended at being called vanilla, Random...

[WhiteFrenzy]

Well this isn't what I expected to find here, lemme tell you.

CONGRATULATIONS SCRIBE YOU FRIGGIN DESERVED IT. SO DID REY AND SALT, YOUR CHILDREN WERE OUT OF THIS WORLD. And holy crap even my ~beastling~ got some love, thank you ;_;

I wait for the next theme with baited breath... And with fear, after this whole exchange.

[Drangle]

Damn. I skipped last month because my only idea was Mohini and I was sure at least two other people were going to do Mohini sheets because of how obvious it was. I'll mark this as a lesson in conviction.

[asterism42]

A Sage sits upon the crux of the Universe. His eyes that have been closed for eons…


Has opened. His eyes of Gold glowed with the Wisdom of the Ages.


“The time has arrived.”


“The prophecies that have been promised.”


“The divinations of the Divine that foresaw all.”


“The augury from the soothsayers has been determined.”


“The haruspices have measured the entrails.”


“The Stars have spoken to the spaewife.”


“And they have all said the same words.”


“The End has arrived.”


“The Kalpa has reached its End.”


“Lord Shiva had designated this World for Destruction.”


“But He is all merciful.”


“And has granted the people of this World the choice.”


“To determine their means of Destruction.”


“To die simply by the Dance of Tandava.”


“Or to be crushed by the Disasters of Nature.”


“Or to be smited by the Wrath of the Gods.”


“Or to fail at the Trails posed by the Beasts.”


The Sage sees the defiance in your own eyes. A Will to Live. A Fire that wants to Survive.


“Or perhaps…”


“You wish to prevent the End?”


“Or perhaps you wish to simply see what lies after the End?”


“Heroes who bore their arms against World’s End.”


“Warriors to clash swords with the End of All.”


“Sages to devise solutions to prevent the End.”


“Tricksters who cheated their way into the New World.”


“Survivors… who were simply lucky.”


“All are equal in face of the End.”


The Sage stands. Blue fires began to ring around him. Reality itself seemed to melt.


“Now. Give me your answer.”


“How did the World End?”




“It Ends eternally. Always. It will always End until I reach Elysium. Until I can be with Achilles again.”




“I… reached for the Heavens… and pulled them down myself. That was the End of… Who is… Gil?”




“It… My World? When my brother died because of me. And my best friend. And… Captain…”




“It Ended when the Holy Emperor came and burned my World, trees and all. And trapped me from doing the Dance.”




“It shall End by my hands… Stay your flames, Arbiter of the Destroyer. On Lord Zeus’s Command, my Flames will be enough for-”




“Like HELL they are! The World has been flooded too many times already! I WON’T LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN!”

The Sage of the End nods.




“I will ask you who stands before me one last time.”


“How did the World End?”

This Month's Prompt

Eschatology

Cries of the People (Related Concepts to instill inspiration. You may ask if your own concept that is not in this chart is valid. If your Sheet is related in some way to the concept on the chart or the main prompt, it is valid.)

Sermon of the Seven Suns	Pestilence	Chaoskampf	Four Horsemen	Seven Seals of the Apocalypse
End of the Universe	Sun and Sky Eater	Serpents	Armageddon	Inundation
Kalki Purana	Final Destiny	Great Devourer	Twilight Survivor	Rapture
Tartarus has Opened	The Five Suns	Conflagration	Last Judgement	Noah's Ark
Death of the Gods	Family Relative or Friend Far Apart	The New World	Utopia	Pilgrimage to the Promised Land
Bergentrückung	Holy Sword to prevent the End	The Skies Descend	The End has come too Early/Late	Valhalla
Beasts of Humanity's Trial	War within the Human Mind	Ragnarok	Hoddmímis holt	A Curse upon Humanity
A Test by the Gods	Sekaikei	Final Battlefield	War in Heaven	Frashokereti

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Scribe's formatting, not mine. I wish I was capable of such effort but alas.

In case you missed it, the prompt is Eschatology, and the deadline for submissions is the 22nd.

[Random]

Oh man, this is a good one. I have multiple unmade sheets for this aND THEY'RE ALL SPOILERS ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I guess I'll just have to come up with a new idea. Maybe.

[Vididii]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I actually got one for this in production rn.

[Corvus]

I've been meaning to find a way to dip my head back into this place and this looks like a potential jackpot. I think I've got a few things on the burner that might be a really strong fit, so its time to see if I can actually still cook.

[DrStein]

I'm going to come back and figure out what that says, tomorrow, I guess.

Looks fun from the 10% I can see!

[WhiteFrenzy]

Yikes, another religious-ish prompt. I'm never good with those.

OH WELL, LET'S TRY TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING DURING THE CONTEST THIS TIME. I'M STILL SORRY, ROYD. ;_;

[BnEl15]

...What.
Oh boy, this won't be easy.

[Random]

You have no goddamn idea how much I want to post the counterpart to that Beast from way back when...

but it's not time yet

I could cry

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God, April 1 is the perfect day to post it too

[SimpleScribe]

I will be abstaining from this contest.

Instead, as provider of the Prompt, I shall perform play-by-play commentary to the Sheets that have been submitted.

A clashing of Ideals. The conflict of Natures. Where all roads lead to.

In the face of the End of the World,

All shall be laid bare.

Heroes born from desperation, determination, or divine purpose.

Monsters and Serpents birthed by the World's death throes.

Travelers who seek the New World in vessels made worthy for the voyage.

Witnesses who sit in their homes as the World caves in around them.

The End of the World is not simply the Death of All.

But an opportunity for change.

Who you shall become when the End comes for you or when all has settled...

We will see.

May your Lives End peacefully.

May your Legend End with your victory.

May the World End by Fire, Ice, Wind, Earth, Water, Stars, Steel.

May your stories End Happily Ever After.

"Lord Shiva watches this World in anticipation."

an

I will try to be up to date and commentate as much as possible.
As this is my contest prompt, this is my responsibility to bear.
I look forward to what everyone will submit.
I am waiting in anticipation.
In the meantime, I'll be working on finishing my story in the Schlock War thread.
My muse will never let me rest.

[Random]

So apparently, Scribe is unstoppable, immortal, and nearly all-powerful. Imagine having a tenth of this level of drive and stamina.

[Vididii]

Fucking Christ, Scribe, go off