Cosmos Fairchild
LOVELESS, Vatican City
12/22/2026
Evening, Thunder Storm
---A moment of silence, as a potentially world-shattering question is brought out into the open... It's a question about a truth that you had long suspected, that the simplest answer to the assassination was the correct one, meaning that Cosmos Fairchild and Alyx Kingsleigh were, through one method or another, actually responsible for the deaths of their parents.
It's not a truth you could probably handle, if it truly came to pass, at least not as you are right now.
But that is why it just might work.
If this enigmatic clown knows all the answers -as it seems to imply it does- and it's personality is truly that of a sadist, of someone who gets their thrills by seeing the agony that others are put through, then this, the opportunity to effectively crush your psyche with but a few words, should be an irresistible sort of prospect, however...
"..."
At first, it says nothing, as if thinking about the question itself (even though it had already implied it couldn't actually see you) then...
"Ha..."
A light chuckle...
"Hahahahahaha!"
One that turns into explosive, high-pitch laughter, as the entity's hands rise to it's stomach and it rocks back and forth, as if the words you had just uttered were the funniest thing it had heard in a long time-!
"You got moxy, dwarf! I almost answered that one without thinking about it! What was the play there? Get the monologuing villain to spill the beans?! You think I'm some kind of Saturday morning cartoon antagonist?! Mannnn!"
The laughter continues for a bit longer, then:
"But hell, maybe I am?! It's good bait kid, good bait! So hell, let's give a half answer eh?"
So saying, the clown extends one arm, snaps the fingers of a gloved hand, and-!
A marker board appears on screen, old-fashioned, summoned by some sort of summoning spell or another, and on it, in big all caps multi-colored english lettering, was-
"JESTER'S LIST OF BRATS THAT REALLY FUCKED UP THAT DAY (MIX AND MATCH, THE ORDER MEANS NOTHING EDITION)"
-Cosmos Fairchild (Naive as she was!)
-Alyx Kingsleigh (Stupidly loyal as she was!)
-Issac Angelos (Indecisive as he was!)
-Saria Justice (Desperate as she was!)
AND
AS A BONUS
-Every member of the X-Cross! (Forgetting why they were even here in the first place, then dying like the mongrels they were!)
-Xanadu (For trying to pull a fast one!)
-a message that doesn't answer all too much -at least at a glance- but...
One that has the clown rolling around again, even as Daniel and Sofia...
"..."
...Say nothing, as if still processing the information they were being presented with...