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  • CIA/US Deep State in general

    5 27.78%
  • MI6/Prince Andrew

    1 5.56%
  • Mossad

    2 11.11%
  • Clintons

    2 11.11%
  • Rothschilds/CFR/misc international conspiracy

    1 5.56%
  • Not actually dead, corpse was a double

    1 5.56%
  • Not actually dead, never existed

    3 16.67%
  • Suicide (lol)

    4 22.22%
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Thread: Who Killed Jeffrey Epstein? [poll]

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    Who Killed Jeffrey Epstein? [poll]

    fucked up how they just straight up murdered the guy in broad daylight and no-one cares
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    Does Trump count as Deep State, now that he runs the government? Even though he railed against it so hard?

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    sure, why not
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    that'll go under 'misc international conspiracy'
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    Honestly hard to say. On the one hand, as you can see from this article prison guards are definitely capable of straight up nothing to stop a prisoner from dying/killing themselves even when it was perfectly within their power. But the high-profile nature of Epstein's case and how much various parties would have to gain if he was unable to testify still makes matters suspicious.

    I feel like the most likely conspiracy is not that someone physically went there and killed Epstein (which would leave evidence) but that they sent a message to him "coaxing" him to kill himself. (As in "a lot of extremely powerful people can make your life even more of a living hell than it is already if you don't"). Would that qualify as suicide or conspiracy in these options?

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    I'd say it would. Tbh, from what I know of it, something along those lines seems most likely. Any conspiracy was probably more along the lines of giving him the chance to kill himself rather than assassinating him. Pedo people don't fare well in prison...
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    It was the loli that got away.
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    Definitely not a real person. If he was real how come I never heard of him before this whole sex trafficking suicide scandal? And the timing JUST SO HAPPENS to coincide with all this impeachment talk? I think they just invented this man to distract from the real story, that's why nobody ever saw a body

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    I'm gonna go with Mossad as a safe bet, but NYPD behavior on the island was hella strange.

    Considering that people reported him being scared for his life in the prison, that makes me feel a bit less cofident they faked the frick out of it.

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    Epstein was a fucking coward who chose to avoid justice the only way he knew how. End of story.

    For lols, I'll say Freddy Krueger did it.
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    He's probably most likely still alive.

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    I mean he probably killed himself, but I would not be surprised in the slightest if it was set up so that he'd be able to, so everyone can happily maintain plausible deniability.
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