Sei Shonagon, Suzuka Gozen:
"These gals are the best! Like, seriously, they just
get me, you know that!? They introduced me to this
Somethingstagram app and I'm really enjoying myself! In fact, the three of us are planning a live show tonight! You should like, totes tune in to that!"
Johann Adam Weishaupt:
"Aah, it's that shady old man! I know people think you're shady and unnecessarily creepy and all, but I know better. Sooo, with that Noble Phantasm you have there... Do you have any juicy secrets to share. After all, I'm sure Chaldea has, like, tons of romantic gossip and unresolved sexual tension, amirite!?"
(
A man with a terrifyingly useful Noble Phantasm, capable of unearthing various secrets and enforcing his rule. A good asset to have. Combined with my own Court of Love, this man could prove useful in enforcing my rule... and he'd be none the wiser.)
Ulrich von Liechtenstein:
"Wooow, you're a big fan of art as well!? That's great! We'd totes get along! You could tell me about your work, and I'll tell you about some of the cases I had to deal with back in my court! I swear, like, you won't believe that time a guy came in with an entire harem asking me to choose his girl. I mean, can you just
believe that!? ...Yeah, that one turned out messy in the end."
(
A knight who values the ideals of chivalry and courtly romance, the one I established. His pride and self-righteousness could be troublesome, but as long as I appeal to his sense of chivalry, it shouldn't be too hard to keep him under my thumb.)
Rosamund Clifford:
"Oh dear, naive Rosamund, you sweet summer child. Back then I couldn't get rid of you through daggers and poison. Maybe I should've burned down that entire accursed maze with you in it. Well, no sense in worrying about it now. You want Henry? Go and have him, I couldn't care less. Hm? Love? What makes you think I ever loved him? Back then, the only reason I tried to kill you was only because your meddling hindered my plans. Don't get all sentimental now."
Henry II:
"That fool Henry is here as well. He considered himself as dragon soaring through the skies, little did he know, he was nothing more than a little bird dancing in his gilded cage. He was nothing more than a pawn, a particularly troublesome one at that, but a pawn nonetheless. After all, until I gained power, the world saw me as nothing more than a pawn. Why shouldn't I see others the same way?"
Scheherazade:
"Not wanting to die... I'm familiar with your struggles. You fought for so long... You have my respect."
Richard I:
"Ah, um, a-ahem... Hiii, Richie! Wassup, cool cat!? Is everything all G, yo?"
*Saber's favorite son. She has several regrets, thinking that she could perhaps be a better mother for him. For this, she tries to familiarize herself with modern street slangs and approach Richard with her "valley girl" persona. The result was... disastrous, to say the least. It's like hearing your mom saying cringe-inducing slangs from her teenage years*
Knights of the Round Table:
"A-Ahem... Good morrow, fair knights! How goes thy day? I, the majestic, regal, Lady Guinevere, commends thee for- Eh? W-What!? Y-YOU MEAN THAT'S THE
REAL KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER!? AAAAAAAGH, THAT WAS SOOO FREAKING EMBARRASSING!!"
Artoria Pendragon:
"HA, I KNEW IT! KING ARTHUR PENDRAGON WAS A WOMAN ALL ALONG! T-That said, i-it's a real honor to meet you! I have tons of questions to ask! A-And, can you sign my sword!? Omigoshomigosh, I can't contain my excitement!!"
Arthur Pendragon:
"Hey, uh... Who's
this poser? He kept insisting that he's King Arthur, but that can't be right, can it? Everyone knows King Arthur is a woman."
Master (bond 5):
"You know, my dear retainer... I'm probably not the woman you imagined me to be. I'm unsightly, miserable, and at least back then, I'd throw everything away for a shot at power. I'm not going to apologize for that. I believe that power was a necessity for a woman to have in my time. However, I acknowledge that I've done several... things I regret in pursuit of that power. Yet for you to accept me so readily like that... I'm... not sure how to react, honestly. At the very least, I promise to repay it all. Allow me to devote my everything to you... Eh? What do you mean it's too early for that? Did I say something wrong? Hmm, I see. It appears there are still things I don't understand. Then, I trust you will teach me well, will you? Such is my royal decree."