A oneshot is fine too, y'know~Originally Posted by Lotus Saint
A oneshot is fine too, y'know~
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Just gonna post this here too:
ENGLAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54Okr1Ipr4A
Whoa!
I can't believe we're in England!
Look at all the lights!
The food!
The people!
Wow!
We're three cool Asian friends in England!
In England!
We've never been to England!
So we wrote a song about the three of us in England!
And Tohsaka has to pay for it!
Here we are at our five star hotel!
The one right above the Magus Association!
In England!
The views are amazing!
And their champagne waiting!
Because that's how we wrote it! (Yummy!)
And now Rin has to pay for the video!
Yay!
And pay for everything that we say!
No matter what!
For example I'll be getting a prostitute right now!
And I'll be drinking some whiskey!
So expensive!
Who cares?
Here we are at the most expensive bar in England!
Mmm!
And now we're at London Tower overlooking the land!
And now we're in Hawaii for one random shot that Rin has to pay for!
We're three cool Asian friends in England!
In England!
Just Shirou, Shinji, and I!
It's Issei!
The fact that we're Asian is actually kinda why we're friends
But we are Asian, and we're friends!
Cuz there's no white people in our school!
At this point in the video we'll be super drunk!
Weee!
Standing near some kind of Dragon--
--Oh, it's just Big Ben!
And then we'll buy a castle!
Just like out of one of Harry Potter!
Now we've seen Arturia's grave live,
Unless we get killed by Rin!
Cause we're three Asian douchebags from Japan!
That's us!
It's all part of our master plan!
To get some much needed R&R,
At the expense of Tohsaka Rin!
Wow Look at all this English money!
It's called Pounds!
I heard it's worth more than Japanese money!
Let's dump it in the river!
(phone rings)
Moshi Moshi~?
SHIROU! THIS IS RIN--!!
*CRASH*
BYE~!!
The Queen!
Dump her in the River!
Our magus guide!
Dump him in the River!
Old man Zelretch!
Dump him in the river!
And blame it on Rin!
And now we're flying home first class!
*trying very hard not to snort his drink accidentally now*
Localizationing stuff
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