Question: "Hey, Fish, why aren't you writing Third Magic?"
Answer: "I'm procrastinating."
Q: "Hey, Fish, why are you procrastinating?"
A: "Because of IRUn."
The boys tried to make a band.
To the tune of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
Dead Parents Society ft. Kotomine Kirei - King Arturia
[INTRO]
Tohno Shiki on the Intercom: Guys, Kotomine Kirei is here
Inui Arihiko: Oh great, send him in.
Kotomine: Hey guys.
All: Hey, thanks for coming.
Inui: How's it goin'?
Kotomine: I'm really sorry I'm late, I just got caught up watching the History Channel marathon... have you seen those things?
All: Oh yeah, those are great.
Kotomine: Well I listened to your track and I loved it, and I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig.
Inui: Oh wow, that's great. You wanna just lay it down?
Kotomine: Boys, let's get to it (to it to it to it)
[INUI]
Here we go,
Uh, Dead Parents Society, Kotomine Kirei! (Kotomine: YEAH~!)
The night starts now!
On track,
The boys are back!
The night starts now,
The night starts now, baby, roll with us,
Chickens snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up! (Kotomine: Rollin' up!)
Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up,
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck! (Kotomine: Come on!)
[EMIYA SHIROU]
Ladies shifty-eyed when we walk into the set,
Fuck the fellas lookin' jealous!
Play the back and get wet, (Kotomine: YEAH YEAH)
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock,
You either get cut get stuffed or get shot!
[KOTOMINE]
This is the tale of King Arturia,
Knight so brave on the British Isles! (Inui: What?)
Mystical quests for the Holy Grail,
Golden locks sway on the mountain breeze!
[MATOU SHINJI]
Yeah, that was kinda weird but we're back in the club,
Buyin' up the bar so the groupies show us love, (Kotomine: Kawasumi Ayako!)
Motherfucking ice man!
I'm the top gunna,
Heater on blast,
I'm the number one stunna! (Kotomine: King Arturia!)
[INUI]
Watch it girl 'cause I ain't your mister nice guy,
More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy! (Kotomine: Yeah yeah!)
All dressed up with nowhere to run,
I know I make you feel crazy when I---(Kotomine: Now back to the good part!!!)
[KOTOMINE]
From the day she was born,
She yearned for justice! (Inui: NO!)
Oh, King Arturia! (Shinji: Yeah...?)
Giving them the what for!
She's the king of all knights,
The head of Camelot!
But in the Battle of Camlann,
What lies in store? (Shirou: Yeah, I've summoned the servant...)
[INUI]
Put your hands in the air,
And say hell yeah!
[KOTOMINE]
King Arturia! (Inui: What?)
Kate Higgins! (Shirou: No!)
[SHINJI]
From the front to the back,
Saying we count stacks c'mon!
[KOTOMINE]
Mordred! (Shirou: Nope)
Round Table! (Shirou: Wrong)
[SHIROU]
Kotomine Kirei, we're really gonna need you to focus up!
[KOTOMINE]
Roger that, let me try it with another myth! (Shinji: Wait?!)
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Cu Chulainn! (Shirou: Not better...)
Though I'm not the sharpest hero in the War,
I'd give Bazette all my hard, long--- (Shirou: Come ON!)
Okay, then I'm a Gorgon,
Medusa is my name--- (Shinji: Oh god, no...)
Then you can call me Gilgamesh,
Hoardin' mountains of treasure! (Inui: Close enough...)
You mongrels wanna play rough?
Okay, my gate is open! HA HA!
This is the tale of Gil of the Uruk!
King of the kings,
With the golden nuts!
Got a trap best friend,
But he's now just chains!
The whole world's all dirty,
Just waiting to be destroyed! (Shirou: Okay, it turns out Kotomine Kirei is a major... Ugh...)
You complete me! (Shiji: Yup, yeah okay, let's get outa here.)
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